User:Lanoitarus

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vn-10 This user page has been vandalized 10 times.
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Counter-Vandalism Unit.
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fr :( This user took french in high school, but only remembers the swear words.
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[edit] Welcome

This is the user page for Lanoitarus. Feel free to add or change anything you want here (really, anything... go ahead, thats what wikis are about)- be it useful, phallic, stupid, or otherwise. The only thing I ask is that any changes or vandalism you make to my user page be in good humor, and not just be stupid or obnoxious (i.e. blanking, etc). I certainly watch this page and I reserve the right to arbitrarily delete, change, quote out of context, or generally do whatever the hell I want, because it's my damned user page and that makes me the boss. Except for the admins and such. I suppose they could protect it, and then I would not be the boss. But I digress.


[edit] About me

I support Wikipedia and believe in its mission. I consider vandalism an inherent and inevitable consequence, but one which must be dealt with quickly and efficiently. I deeply believe in not biting newcomers- I'm fairly sure my first edit ever to wikipedia would be considered vandalism, simply because I had a "does this really work" mentality. I dont feel as compassionate towards repeat or deliberate vandals. I hail from Boston, MA, which means that the only site I am likely to vandalize is that of the New York Yankees. But really, they do suck.

I spend most of my time on Wikipedia finding and reverting vandalism. I also spend quite a bit of time working on identifying and resolving Copyright issues, and generally monitoring and improving the much-vandalized realm of Fraternities and sororities. I also regularly edit articles on the Boston area and articles on Public transportation, plus whatever other random things I consider myself knowledgable about.

I dont screw around, but I do joke allot. If you take offense at anything I say or do, please accept my appologies in advance: I virtually guarantee that if you took offense, it was at something I intended as a joke in good fun. I take wikipedia very seriously, but I do believe in humor as one of the fundamental great things in life, so please don't overreact.

[edit] Licensing

I agree to multi-license all my contributions as described below:

Multi-licensed with the Creative Commons Attribution Share-Alike License versions 1.0 and 2.0
I agree to multi-license my text contributions, unless otherwise stated, under the GFDL and the Creative Commons Attribution Share-Alike license version 1.0 and version 2.0. Please be aware that other contributors might not do the same, so if you want to use my contributions under the Creative Commons terms, please check the CC dual-license and Multi-licensing guides.