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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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"Terrorists mostly don't use Wikipedia user pages to further their goals, so there's not much I or Wikipedia can do about terrorists directly."[2]
"nope, it's true, we offer 6ft sandwiches. the sandwich platters contain 4" sandwiches..."[3]
"This is an automated message from Tawkerbot4...(given to AntiVandalBot)"[4]
"really bad typo..."[5]
"My contacts with administrators — in their role as administrators — have been routinely unpleasant"[6] (Would love to have an exact cite)
"I like to keep this for close encounters! (Pumps a shotgun)"
"Too right mate."[7]
"yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker"[8]
"On second thought I don't have time to reply to the abuse the above opposer seems to have been subjected to"[9]
"We'll be impossible to spot in our ghillie suits..."[10]
"Sa-ooyah!!"[11]
"Take me drunk occifer, I'm home..."[12]
Not really a quote, but something that makes you think.[13] Maybe Toriyama's one close call? Went a little too far with the name puns, but luckily, it flew under the radar? That cheeky bastard.
"I take it my idea of closing RfA's early due to WP:USUCK wouldn't be appropriate?"[14]
"Be sure to hit me up when the motel is ready"[15]
"Pwned."[16]
"IAR is policy, always has been"[17]
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It's a bigger deal than it used to be. That has some good points and some bad points."
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