User:King food
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[edit] to do list
take off wedding rings: check.
complain about hotel matress: check.
talk how our dogs are killing us: not quite there yet.
collect dry twigs for kindling?: that's a check.
meet hot female executives for drinks: mostly check.
to seal the deal with Foreign Conglomerate in 10 minutes: oh crap
[edit] sealing the deal
the Foreign Conglomerate wrote a number on a piece of paper (actually he put a piece of lasagna on the paper) after I pointed this out a claimed he wasn't budging and he wanted to this some units, I pointed out that we were just here to seal the deal, my friend then said I wouldn't him bring all of them, but mangaed to sneak 2 (b/w beans cans) past aiport security, this really confused me, but the Foreign Conglomerate seemed pleased and decided to take the units and celebrated with hottubing; we just sat back and felt glad we managed to seal the deal, my friend put his feet upon the desk to relax and point his dogs are killing him.