User:King food

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[edit] to do list

take off wedding rings: check.

complain about hotel matress: check.

talk how our dogs are killing us: not quite there yet.

collect dry twigs for kindling?: that's a check.

meet hot female executives for drinks: mostly check.

to seal the deal with Foreign Conglomerate in 10 minutes: oh crap

[edit] sealing the deal

the Foreign Conglomerate wrote a number on a piece of paper (actually he put a piece of lasagna on the paper) after I pointed this out a claimed he wasn't budging and he wanted to this some units, I pointed out that we were just here to seal the deal, my friend then said I wouldn't him bring all of them, but mangaed to sneak 2 (b/w beans cans) past aiport security, this really confused me, but the Foreign Conglomerate seemed pleased and decided to take the units and celebrated with hottubing; we just sat back and felt glad we managed to seal the deal, my friend put his feet upon the desk to relax and point his dogs are killing him.