User:Kilroy8675309

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Ryan Whittle is a 16-year-old kid who is very interested in Magic: The Gathering, and has two dominating decks: A R/G aggro deck, and a mono-black Rat deck, both of which do rather well in Type 2 tournaments.

He has many friends, and is in about 5 different social circles in the high school he goes to. Or maybe he goes to College. Or... Military school. Or my mother's basement. I mean, his mother's basement. Yeah. Social circles in his mother's basement.

You fool.

Anyway, please don't ban my account for posting this ridiculous article. I think it'd be cool to have a Ryan Whittle page. So, yeah. And other Ryan Whittles of the world should feel free to add their information to this page. Thank you.