Kid Notorious

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Kid Notorious was an animated television series which aired for nine weeks (October-December 2003) on Comedy Central and is currently running on the UK version of Adult Swim. It starred Hollywood film producer Robert Evans as himself. Episode plots were often bizarre and absurdist in nature, featuring Evans as a James Bond type character. Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash also appeared on the show as himself. The show was directed by Pete Michels.

[edit] Characters

Robert "Kid Notorious" Evans (Robert Evans), a playboy Hollywood producer who finds himself mixed up in bizarre situations but never loses his cool.
Puss Puss, Evans' beloved cat, which follows him wherever he goes; she can play chess and smokes marijuana. Puss has a hate-hate relationship with English which has included pistol-whipping, neck crushing and piranha in the sauna.
English (Alan Selka), Evans' long suffering butler. A running gag involves Puss Puss farting into his face. Voiced by Evans' real life butler. Alan Selka is very much English the butler in real life.
Tollie Mae (Niecy Nash), Evans' loud and morbidly obese maid. Spends most of her time binge eating chocolate and lusting after Denzel Washington. Her catchphrase is "Not in my job description." Tollie Mae was named for Tollie Mae Wilson, who was Evans' housekeeper at the time of his marriage to Ali MacGraw.
Slash (Slash), the former lead guitarist for Guns N' Roses. He is Evans' sidekick and next door neighbor.

[edit] Episode list

No.	Title	Air Date	Plot
1	Hip Hop to the Godfather	2003-10-22	In order to best Sharon Stone's version of The Vagina Monologues, Evans produces a Broadway musical, rap-oriented version of The Godfather, but finds his life threatened when he casts Crips and Bloods as the Corleones
2	The F-You Soup	2003-10-29	Evans and company travel to Asia to obtain yak milk needed for Slash's special soup
3	The French Take Woodland	2003-11-05	Evans loses his home to Jacques Chirac in a poker game, and must win it back with the help of Latoya Jackson. To get the buy in money for the game, Evans needs Francis Ford Coppola's new unproduced script.
4	Kill Kim Jong Il	2003-11-11	Donald Rumsfeld tasks Evans with assassinating Kim Jong Il, but he finds himself conflicted when it turns out that Kim (a huge Popeye fan) is one of the world's greatest romantic comedy directors
5	The Nazi Party	2003-11-18	One of Evans' friends is murdered by a fugitive Nazi, so Evans goes undercover as a Neo-Nazi to take revenge
6	Princess Serena	2003-12-02	While at a party trying to get Leonardo deCaprio to star in his newest movie, Evans falls for Princess Serena, the runaway wife of a Middle Eastern sheik, and must fend off her estranged husband's attempts to kill him while simultaneously raising the funds to finance the film.
7	Wedding Belles	2003-12-09	Evans has to get pictures of Martha Stewart's buttocks in order to obtain his ex-assistant's sex tape from Hugh Hefner. Meanwhile, English schools Johnny Knoxville on how to be a butler.
8	Pilot	2003-12-16	CIA agents enlist Evans and Puss Puss in a plot to assassinate Kim Jong Il. When Evans learns that the plot will entail the cat's death, he must rescue Puss Puss. Partially reworked later as Kill Kim Jong Il.
9	White Christmas	2003-12-16	Inspired by a vision on the Mexican desert, Evans stages a Christmas telethon to save Tollie Mae's church. Guest stars Rob Schneider.