Kelvyn Alp
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Kelvyn Alp born 27 March 1971, is the leader of the Direct Democracy Party of New Zealand. He has five children, and served in the New Zealand Army from 1995 to 1996, reaching the rank of dogsbody, and the nick-name Private Pushups, as he was so insubordinate that he was regularly punished with the same. Being kicked out after training for the toilet cleaning selection.[1][2][3]
Alp used a Maori Passport abroad in an attempt to highlight Maori issues, even though he is as Pakeha as the next bloke. This practice ended after the New Zealand Labour-led Government threatened to pull allocated school funding in the Solomon Islands. Although called a "conspiracy theorist",[4] his support continues to grow among paranoid people[3] as he rallies against legislation being passed by the current Government that his supporters claim suppresses freedom of speech and freedom of expression (such as threatening bank managers), and against the far reaching "anti-terrorist" legislation further they believe is designed to remove the rights and freedoms of ordinary people (such as being able to run a coup whenever you like).
In 1996, Alp set up the New Zealand Armed Intervention Force, originally as a mercenary organization, later transformed into a para-military Maori separatist organisation.[5][6] It is now defunct.[4]
