User:Keilarsbrae

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Keilarsbrae is a generally benign but ultimately annoying tumour in the otherwise healthy Wikipedia community. Their sole function appears to be to put otherwise irrelevant and decidedly pointless comments and remarks on previously accurate and well-established articles. This user's past work has been both shoddy and irresponsible, and as such, we (the good people of Wikipedistan) have decided to wage a personal war against this immature and irreverent user. They should be hung, drawn and quartered for their butchering of this otherwise consistently accurate and grammatically perfect site, however, we have yet to find a way of tracking the blighter down.

If you have any information ascertaining to the whereabouts of Keilarsbrae please telephone us on 0800-PROCRASTINATE. It is of national importance.

We remind all users that not contributing to finding this user is in violation of the Wikipedia pledge of allegiance, and as such you stand at risk of being deported to Uncyclopedia...you Commie Bastard.^{Citation needed}