User:Judge Nutmeg

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Oh yea, oh yea, oh yea, let all people who have any manner of business before the Twisted Court of Judge Nutmeg, gather forth and give me your attention!

Judge Lionel Nutmeg dispenses verdicts from his Kangaroo Court of Justice at his bench, well mostly his comfortable couch.

His Honour has interests in crystallography, mineralogy, the physical sciences, and things in general. Judge Nutmeg's written opinions are never final; leave is hereby given for infinite appeal.

What do we want? Justice!