User:Jsreed5

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Jsreed5.

Jsreed5, otherwise known as Joshua Reed, Cube Kid, or Mr. President, is a homo sapien who has lived long enough to have witnessed approximately 15.920554450362574600526214464481 percent of Pluto's orbit around the Sun.

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[edit] About Jsreed5

[edit] Likes and Dislikes

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Level 1 of "The Adventures of Dan Miller, the Lone Bit Buster"

Joshua mainly likes computer-related activities. Among his interests are Chip's Challenge, a tile-based Windows game with 149 levels. As of December 15, 2007, Joshua had not completed all 149 original levels, but had completed a 149-level "levelset" of his own, called "The Adventures of Dan Miller, the Lone Bit Buster." This "levelset" has an entire storyline accompanying it, as well as a modified game engine to run the "levelset."

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A new Battleships level replacing the original Battleships Level 1.

Joshua also has an active interest in Jazz Jackrabbit, a side-scrolling DOS-based game with 36 levels. Joshua has completed all 36 levels of the original game, and as of December 15, 2007, he was in the process of biulding a new level for the world "Battleships."

Among his other interests are: Thomas the Tank Engine, uploading videos onto YouTube, maintaning a blog on Xanga, and networking with his friends on Facebook.

[edit] Rubik's Cube

Joshua has a very active interest in speedsolving the Rubik's Cube.
Jsreed5 does not have many dislikes, but he does have a few. He does not like the sound of a person chewing out loud. He also does not like excessively cold temperatures, but does not mind excessive heat. (95 ̊ F is okay, but 45 ̊ F is not.) Other dislikes include being away from his friends for a long time, missing his favorite shows, and being forced to stay inside for entire days.
Material things he does not like include rap songs and carbonated drinks. He has ben criticized for a long time for his disliking sodas, which he also does not like.

[edit] Life and Work

[edit] Residence

Jsreed5 was born in Chicago, Illinois. He lived there until he moved, when he and his family moved to Missouri. As of May 13, 2007, it was undecided whether Jsreed5 and his family would move later in the year.

[edit] Schooling

In August 1996, Jsreed5 entered preschool at St. Ann's Catholic School in Carthage, Missouri. He continued to attend St. Ann's until he had completed the 3rd grade, in May 2001. Fron 4th grade until 8th grade he was homeschooled. Jsreed5 started 8th grade at Thomas Jefferson Independent Day School on August 29, 2005. He continued to study there though 9th grade. As of May 13, 2007, it was unclear whether or not he would attend at Thomas Jefferson Independent Day School for the 10th grade..

[edit] Boy Scouts

In 1998 Jsreed5 joined Cub Scouts as a Tiger Cub. He continued mivng through Wolf, Bear, and Webelos rank. In 2002, Jsreed5 crossed over into Boy Scouts. He was a Webelos for only 1 year instead of the more-preferred 2 years.
From July 22, 2005, to August 3, 2005, Jsreed5 went to Washington, DC for the 2005 National Boy Schout Jamboree. After spending 3 days in Washington, DC, he spent 10 more days at Fort AP Hill, Caroline County, Virginia.
As of May 13, 2007, Jsreed5 was still Life Rank, while still working on his Eagle Rank.

[edit] Qoutes

Jsreed5 keeps a series of memorable quotes. These are a few quotes from his Xanga page.

  • "Be a Gobber. Twirl a frog. Use the Force..." - Lizzy
  • "Ponder that while you try to concentrate on calculus today." - Jsreed5
  • "To think, without me you wouldn't know..." - Jsreed5
  • "That works." - Jsreed5
  • "You have to dig deep inside yourself to find out who you truly are, so go ahead and grab a shovel." - Jsreed5
  • "It's easier to apologize than to ask." - Tristen "Kenny"
  • "I see where you're gonna play: it's gonna be right there, right there, right there, and right there. I just need to play right here and then you'll play here so I can block you there..." - Chris
  • "Ooh, that was a great move!... I think." - Dillon
  • "The little b****** threw a cactus at me." - Mike
  • "This is my boom-stick!" - Austin
  • "Trevor! Austin! GET THE TOKEN!" - Jsreed5
  • "We have conquered Philmont not once, not thrice, but two times." - Jake
  • "You can tell the Internet's working because nobody's heard of asdf.com." - Craig
  • "There's a ceiling tile missing. The network must be down." - Jsreed5
  • "If I see that Rubik's Cube again, I will take it from you and sell it on eBay." - Troy
  • "I tried to call my dad on the Tooth if Time, but he was using the phone line for Internet." - Will
  • "The Kansas City Royals are gonna kiss my-" BOOM! - Jake
  • "The spotlight is closed." - Charles
  • "I'm sorry. I had to. I couldn't resist." - Chris
  • "QUICK! Grab one before he hits another ball!" - Jsreed5, Chris, and Christian
  • "No, you have to wear the pizza-man hat." - Ian
  • "Peter Pan lost his pants while he was walking through the forest." - Melissa
  • "I'm just joshing you, Joshua!" - Animal Crossing character
  • "Who asks for a calculus book for their birthday?" - Carol
  • "You're the only guy I know who snacks on tuna." - George
  • "I want the Toothpick of Zeus!" - Somebody
  • "Well, I hope you don't get a shaft from the Queen, because if the Queen had a shaft, she codn't be a Queen, would she?" - Steve
  • "It would be easy to become crew leader. First I take your life. Then I kill you." - Mike
  • "Until then, you're just Staff Helpers In Training." - Mike
  • "Steve's in San Fancisco, and his willy's all the way here." - Will
  • "Wait until they push somebody, then scream you a** off." - James
  • "Wait. What? Uh... Oh. Yeah. Okay." - Jsreed5

[edit] Links

Jsreed5's Xanga page
Jsreed5's YouTube page
One of Jsreed5's favorite Chip's Challenge pages