User:JShehorn

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Will one day become fascist dictator of the world, leading the globe to a better society, resembling that plan which God has laid out, his economy (Book of Ephesians). He was not born, but rather fell from the sky in the year 1985 in Rochester, Minnesota. He was raised in Peoria, Arizona, but soon realized that he did not belong with this sordid species and ascended to the planet Xreebnorq. It is said that one day he will return to this planet to instate his rule and send his enemies to concentration camps, namely Oprah Winfrey. Resistance is futile.