User:Jouster

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Hi. I'm Jouster. I ran for election for the Board in 2007. For more information about me, please take a look at my submission of candidacy.

I'm a programmer and a network engineer, specializing in security and low-level network troubleshooting (layer 2, 3, and 4 in the OSI model).

I'm also an Angel (paintball) tech.

Jahiegel has put together a great page on RfA, with which I very strongly agree; it is located here.

I am the proud creator of WP:AGENDA, the official list of Wikipedia's hidden agendas, sadly now deleted.

We discussed code obfuscation's place on Wikipedia over at WP:VPP#Obfuscation . You may wish to view the following resources, where you are encouraged to try to remove the red text (please revert back to my version when finished):

  1. Simple (RtL): Example 1
  2. Text spam: Example 2
  3. Complex templating: Example 3
  4. Extreme: Example 4
This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
to / too
/ two		 This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
.  The This user puts two spaces after a full stop.
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....
; This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.
ANAL 5 This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
cAPS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Pidgin This user uses Pidgin to chat on networks such as AIM and IRC.
This user does not contribute by using a Web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the Internet by using the awesome power of his mind.
lynx This user contributes using Lynx.


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This user contributes using a typewriter, and sends all contributions via mail.
C-4 This user is an expert C user.
bas This user can program in BASIC.
Java This user can program in Java.
MOO This user can code in MOO.
Perl This user is a Perl hacker.
as This user knows ActionScript.
ascript-2 This user is an intermediate AppleScript script author.
css-0 This person rarely uses Cascading Style Sheets, but might know how to achieve some backwards compatible effects with valid XHTML.
php This user can program in PHP.
bash This user is a bash scripter.
batch-4 This user is an expert Batch programming language programmer.
HTML-4 This user is an expert HTML user.
mysql-4 This user is an expert MySQL programmer.
re-4 This user is an expert regular expression programmer.
Excel-4 This user is an expert Excel programmer.
HTML 3.2-4 This user is an expert HTML 3.2 programmer.
prog-x This user is merely a humble programmer.


This user plays his or her music in the treble clef.

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5 This Wikipedian joined Wikipedia 5 years, 1 months, and 20 days ago
as of June 14, 2008.