User:Joshgage33

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Me and my friend Zack were talking about Scientology and i said "hell i can make a more believable religion than Scientology"

THIS IS A JOKE

The great lord susej was made into life trillions of years ago. He had a brother of the name axonell. He’s the older one of the 2. He was more on the ideas of creating minions to do whatever and make whatever he wanted. But susej wanted a more peaceful life and followers. And from there on susej preformed strenuous routines and tasks to make fluxells (people).The “tasks and routines” were that susej would focus his mind (all knowing and had some what of a telekinetic property) and he formed a cell. With millions of years and practice he evolved that cell into a very primitive form of what we are now. The fluxell was about at the stage we call primates at this point. But susej didn’t have anywhere to put the fluxells so he made planet Depp which is now what we call earth . Susej’s brother, axonell was furious with all of the conquests his brother had made so axonell, being the stronger of the two made the negative personality that is in us all to this very day to plunder his brothers accomplishments. Lord Susej, as he made earth he put all of the necessities that an every day human would need and the tools so we could evolve and use the resources around us. And as time went on susej continued to make more and more fluxells and his brother continued to make more and more negative thoughts. When they were satisfied with the number of people and the earth the way it was at that point. They left us and let us fend for ourselves to see what we would do. And forever and ever susej and axonell watch over us, watching out for us and making sure we do what is necessary to our existence and what we will learn from. To this day are good vs. bad qualities and thoughts are in a forever continuing batter which is susej fighting his brother for the ruler of power.