User:Jon the Biting Myrrh

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[edit] Myrrhs

The scientific name of the species that Jon belongs to is Balm myrrh. The first example of the species was first seen about two thousand years ago. Not much is known about it, as not many people can verify its existence.

[edit] Abridged Biography

The one Jon has been seen around the town of Skokie, Illinois, though there are those who insist they spotted him in Chicago. As opposed to the other Myrrhs (who enjoy growing and being smelled), this one (so rumors say) enjoys biting, not sleeping for extended periods of time, and snacking. He is also a fan of The Factory Theater in Chicago. As recently as five years ago, he was seen around the Northwestern University campus lugging around a case of some kind. There are those who insist it was a trumpet.

[edit] This Page

Those who know Jon are free to edit this page as there is so little info here.