Joint Custody (American Dad!)

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Joint Custody
American Dad! episode

Jeff sharing a moment with his Dad
Episode no. Season 2
Episode 19
Guest stars Clancy Brown as Mr. Fisher, Richard Gant as The Leprechaun
Written by Keith Heisler
Directed by Joe Daniello
Production no. 2AJN24
Original airdate May 20, 2007
Newspaper Headline Popeye insists:
"Olive Oil Aint No Virgin"
Season 2 episodes
American Dad - Season 2
September 10, 2006May 20, 2007
  1. Camp Refoogee
  2. The American Dad After School Special
  3. Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option
  4. Lincoln Lover
  5. Dungeons and Wagons
  6. Iced, Iced Babies
  7. Of Ice and Men
  8. Irregarding Steve
  9. The Best Christmas Story Never
  10. Bush Comes to Dinner
  11. American Dream Factory
  12. A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial
  13. Black Mystery Month
  14. An Apocalypse to Remember
  15. Four Little Words
  16. When a Stan Loves a Woman
  17. I Can't Stan You
  18. The Magnificent Steven
  19. Joint Custody

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List of American Dad! episodes


"Joint Custody" is a second season episode of the animated series American Dad!.

[edit] Plot

Stan becomes annoyed with Hayley's boyfriend Jeff, a bohemian who lives in his van, which he keeps parked right in front of the Smith house. Since Stan cannot legally have the van towed, as it is not on his property, he has it destroyed with a wrecking ball; however, this leads to Jeff moving in with the Smiths, so that he begins to annoy Stan more than ever. Hayley explains that he has nowhere else to go, as he had not spoken to his father for years and "his mother ran away before he was born" (to which Stan asks "how is that possible"). Soon, Jeff will marry Hayley, and annoy Stan for the rest of his life. Roger does some searching on the Internet, and discovers that Jeff is wanted in Florida for possession of marijuana, but that he had skipped bail. Stan decides to turn Jeff in so he would be out of his life forever; Roger, too, wants to do so, if solely for the money, so he can buy more disguises. Stan winds up taking Jeff without Roger while he's trying on hunter disguises, incurring the alien's wrath.

Stan and Jeff travel across the country (Stan claiming he is going to take Jeff to a baseball game), and as they go Jeff talks about how he had been in some "trouble" at one point (the drug incident) but has not talked to his father since, afraid to disappoint him. Roger winds up catching up to them, and reveals to Jeff Stan's plan to turn him in; Jeff manages to escape from both of them, and Stan goes in pursuit, after disabling Roger's motorcycle.

Jeff flees to his father's farm in Raleigh, North Carolina, and calls Hayley; she and Francine decide to go and try to stop Stan. Klaus overhears, and calls both Stan and Roger to tell them where Jeff is; meanwhile, Francine cannot find the keys to her car, so Steve volunteers to hotwire it. However, Klaus snitches to Stan and later Roger.

Arriving at Jeff's father's farm, but Jeff asks to spend one night with his dad before Stan takes him away. Stan meets Mr. Fischer, who goes on long rants praising Jeff, but is obviously sarcastic about the whole thing, which Stan finds rather cruel. Roger shows up again, and again reveals Stan's plan, this time to Mr. Fischer; Mr. Fischer ties both up, and declares that he intends to turn in Jeff himself for the reward money. He also reveals a startling fact---that he had grown the marijuana Jeff was found with on his farm and sent Jeff to bring it to Florida, though Jeff had been totally unaware of any of this. He leaves the two tied up and brings his son away to Florida, telling Jeff that he knows about the drug incident but that he intends to prove him innocent. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger manage to escape, but only after setting the barn full of cannabis on fire; as a result of smoke inhalation, the two become high and, while they go to rescue Jeff, they find themselves easily distracted.

Stan eventually realizes that the two are inebriated from the drugs, but they come to a DWI checkpoint; Stan refuses to abandon his quest to save Jeff, however, explaining that, as Stan had not known his own father growing up, he felt a connection and sympathy for Jeff. They reach the checkpoint and wind up on a high-speed chase. They end up in Florida, but Mr. Fischer has already turned Jeff in, and openly admits that he cares more about the money than his son. Stan, however, proves Mr. Fischer's guilt, because he had been wearing a wire during his confession---he always wears a wire, for his job. Mr. Fischer is taken away for the drug charge and for attempting to murder Roger and Stan. Jeff is crushed, but Stan talks to him and explains that, although nobody can pick their fathers, they can pick their own father figures (Stan admits to being his own). Jeff says that he has someone in mind to be his father figure, and Stan thinks Jeff is talking about him; however, Jeff tells him he was actually talking about an uncle, leading to an awkward moment before the two return to Virginia.

Meanwhile at home, Francine and Hayley discover Stan's original plan to turn Jeff in and try to follow, but Francine is unable to find her car keys. Steve attempts to hotwire the car, but winds up electrocuting himself. He then suddenly claims to have the ability to "see" where Francine's car keys are; while Francine attributes this to his delirium, the medical workers believe he has developed psychic powers. Steve begins to say that the keys are hidden inside the walls and under the floorboards of the house, and---over the girls' objections---the medical workers help Steve to tear up the house, until he is electrocuted again and "loses his gift." He then realizes it was actually a curse anyway, and the medical workers simply leave.

[edit] Notes

Stan's CIA "How to know if you are under the influence of Illegal Substances" document lists:

  • Cotton Mouth
  • Life Seems Pretty Good
  • You Genuinely Enjoy Night Ranger

[edit] Cultural references


Preceded by
The Magnificent Steven
American Dad! episodes Followed by
The Vacation Goo