User:Johnvaught

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John Vaught- A hairy wolf-man type mamal that feeds on small children and their tasty gizards. Born in Trans-sexual, Transylvania. In 1911. Can be seen around the Lakes of Menitonka during the full moon on a Sunday. Love BBQ chiken and watermelon. His mother was a pitbull and his father was a English terrior.