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This is a list of episodes from the Nickelodeon animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. The series premiered on May 1, 1999. Since then, there have been a total of 81½ episodes to date, which includes six specials, two episodes in three parts. Also, there has been one short, and nineteen commercials. Sixteen individual episodes have been named and will air in the future.

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[edit] Episodes

[edit] Season 1: 1999-2000

# Airdate Title Overview
1 May 1, 1999 Help Wanted SpongeBob attempts to get a job at the Krusty Krab.
Reef Blower SpongeBob uses his reef blower to clear his lawn of a shell.
Tea at the Treedome SpongeBob meets Sandy Cheeks.
2 July 17, 1999 Bubblestand SpongeBob creates a bubblestand and demonstrates a strange bubble-blowing technique to an incredulous Squidward.
Ripped Pants After an embarrassing attempt to weight-lift, Spongebob inadvertently discovers a perfect way to make someone laugh - by ripping his pants!
3 July 31, 1999 Jellyfishing SpongeBob and Patrick take Squidward jellyfishing.
Plankton! Plankton tries to use mind control to obtain the Krabby Patty formula.
4 August 7, 1999 Naughty Nautical Neighbors Squidward destroys SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship, leading to chaos.
Boating School SpongeBob tries to pass his boating exam.
5 August 14, 1999 Pizza Delivery SpongeBob and Squidward deliver a Krabby Patty pizza.
Home Sweet Pineapple Nematodes drink SpongeBob's house.
6 August 21, 1999 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy SpongeBob and Patrick attempt to get Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy out of retirement.
Pickles SpongeBob loses his confidence in his work.
7 August 28, 1999 Hall Monitor SpongeBob becomes hall monitor, leading to chaos.
Jellyfish Jam SpongeBob brings home a wild jellyfish.
8 September 4, 1999 Sandy's Rocket SpongeBob and Patrick sneak into Sandy's rocket.
Squeaky Boots Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob squeaky boots, but the idea backfires.
9 September 11, 1999 Nature Pants SpongeBob tries to live with the jellyfish.
Opposite Day Squidward tells SpongeBob that it is opposite day.
10 September 18, 1999 Culture Shock Squidward hosts a talent show at the Krusty Krab.
F.U.N. SpongeBob befriends Plankton.
11 September 25, 1999 MuscleBob BuffPants SpongeBob orders fake muscle arms.
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost Squidward pretends to be a ghost.
12 October 2, 1999 The Chaperone SpongeBob takes Pearl to her prom.
Employee of the Month SpongeBob and Squidward compete for the "Employee of the Month" award.
13 October 28, 1999 Scaredy Pants SpongeBob tries to be scary on Halloween.
I Was a Teenage Gary Squidward forgets to feed Gary while SpongeBob is out of town.
14 December 31, 1999 SB-129 Squidward time travels repeatedly.
Karate Choppers SpongeBob and Sandy become obsessed with karate.
15 January 17, 2000 Sleepy Time SpongeBob adventures into others' dreams.
Suds SpongeBob gets a case of the suds.
16 February 14, 2000 Valentine's Day SpongeBob's Valentine's gift for Patrick goes awry.
The Paper SpongeBob plays with a piece of paper.
17 March 15, 2000 Arrgh! Mr. Krabs leads SpongeBob and Patrick on a treasure hunt.
Rock Bottom SpongeBob misses the bus.
18 March 22, 2000 Texas Sandy becomes homesick, and decides to return to Texas.
Walking Small Plankton attempts to get SpongeBob to be mean.
19 April 1, 2000 Fools in April SpongeBob's April Fools Day pranks annoy Squidward.
Neptune's Spatula SpongeBob competes in a cooking contest against King Neptune.
20 April 8, 2000 Hooky Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob and Patrick of the fishing hooks.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II SpongeBob wins a calling conch and Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy tries to make a quick sympathetic negotiation so that he can stop the countless tasks.

[edit] Season 2: 2000-2002

# Airdate Title Overview
21 October 26, 2000 Something Smells SpongeBob's bad breath leads Patrick to convince him that he is ugly.
Bossy Boots Pearl turns the Krusty Krab into the Kuddly Krab.
22 November 2, 2000 Your Shoe's Untied SpongeBob cannot remember how to tie his shoes.
Squid's Day Off When put in charge when Mr. Krabs is absent, Squidward runs errands while SpongeBob works at the cash register.
23 November 16, 2000 Big Pink Loser Patrick gets a job at the Krusty Krab and pretends to be SpongeBob.
Bubble Buddy SpongeBob creates a friend that is a bubble.
24 November 27, 2000 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III Patrick and SpongeBob, while in charge of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's Mermalair, accidentally release Manray.
Squirrel Jokes SpongeBob tells squirrel jokes at the Krusty Krab.
25 December 6, 2000 Christmas Who? Patchy really needs a good Christmas special. SpongeBob brings Christmas to Bikini Bottom.
26 December 28, 2000 Dying for Pie Squidward buys a bomb disguised as a pie for Spongebob, and thinks SpongeBob will die, so he will give him his best hours.
Imitation Krabs Plankton uses a machine to switch Mr. Krabs and His Life
27 February 17, 2001 Wormy SpongeBob and Patrick, while watching Sandy's pets, become friends with Sandy's worm Wormy.
Patty Hype SpongeBob serves coloured krabby patties.
28 March 5, 2001 Survival of the Idiots SpongeBob and Patrick are stuck in the Treedome while Sandy hibernates.
Dumped Gary follows Patrick around, and a heartbroken SpongeBob tries to convince his pet snail to come back.
29 March 6, 2001 Grandma's Kisses SpongeBob tries to dissuade his grandmother from kissing him, and embarrassing him in front of his friends.
Squidville Squidward moves to "Tentacle Acres."
30 March 7, 2001 No Free Rides Mrs. Puff tries to steal SpongeBob's boat when he is given a driving license.
I'm Your Biggest Fanatic SpongeBob tries to join the popular club the Jellyspotters.
31 March 7, 2001 Shanghaied SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are forced into the Flying Dutchman's crew.
Gary Takes a Bath It's bath time for Gary.
32 March 8, 2001 Pressure Sandy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward compete to see if water or land critters are best.
The Smoking Peanut SpongeBob throws a peanut at a giant clam, making it cry.
33 May 5, 2001 Prehibernation Week Sandy takes SpongeBob to do some extreme stunts before her hibernation
Life of Crime SpongeBob and Patrick steal a balloon.
34 September 7, 2001 The Secret Box Patrick will not let SpongeBob see the contents of a box.
Band Geeks Squidward makes a band by himself.
35 September 21, 2001 Sailor Mouth SpongeBob and Patrick begin swearing.
Artist Unknown Squidward teaches SpongeBob art.
36 September 28, 2001 Jellyfish Hunter SpongeBob makes a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly.
The Fry Cook Games SpongeBob and Patrick compete against each other at the legendary Fry Cook Games.
37 October 12, 2001 Squid on Strike Squidward and SpongeBob go on strike.
Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm SpongeBob sees a "Alaskan Bull Worm."
38 November 30, 2001 Procrastination SpongeBob tries to make an essay with 800 words.
I'm with Stupid SpongeBob pretends to be dumb so that Patrick can impress his parents.
39 January 21, 2002 Welcome to the Chum Bucket Plankton employs SpongeBob at the Chum Bucket.
Frankendoodle SpongeBob drew DoodleBob.
40 September 6, 2002 Graveyard Shift Squidward tells a scary story about the Hashslinging Slasher.
Krusty Love Mr. Krabs is dating Mrs. Puff.

[edit] Season 3: 2002-2004

# Airdate Title Overview
41 October 5, 2001 Just One Bite Squidward hides that he loves Krabby Patties.
The Bully SpongeBob predicts a take out between him and Patrick's college buddy.
42 January 21, 2002 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV SpongeBob plays with Mermaid Man's secret belt.
Doing Time SpongeBob skims through an accidental crash and Mrs. Puff tries to take in serious time between him and her so she can demolish her life behind bars.
43 February 22, 2002 Snowball Effect SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward start a snowball fight.
One Krabs Trash Mr. Krabs tries to get a soda-drinking hat back from SpongeBob so he can get a million dollars for it.
44 March 1, 2002 Nasty Patty Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob gave a health inspector a deadly Krabby Patty and thought they killed him.
Idiot Box SpongeBob and Patrick are making realistic sound effects in a box and Squidward tries to find out how they're doing it.
45 March 8, 2002 As Seen on TV Fame goes to SpongeBob's head after making a brief appearance on T.V.
Can You Spare a Dime? Squidward quits his job after Mr.Krabs thought he stole his first dime, so Spongebob lets Squidward live with him.
46 March 15, 2002 No Weenies Allowed SpongeBob's lightweight appearance prevents him from entering the toughest club in Bikini Bottom.
Squilliam Returns Squidward pretends he owns a fancy restrant to impress Squilliam.
47 March 22, 2002 The Algae's Always Greener Plankton becomes Mr. Krabs in another universe.
SpongeGuard on Duty SpongeBob becomes a lifeguard.
48 March 29, 2002 Krab Borg SpongeBob and Squidward think Mr.Krabs is a robot.
Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Patrick and SpongeBob become parents of a scallop, but Patrick takes a long advantage of SpongeBob so he can spend time at work.
49 May 10, 2002 Wet Painters Patrick and SpongeBob are hired to paint Mr. Krabs' house, but to not get paint on anything except the walls.
Krusty Krab Training Video A training narration of the Krusty Krab.
50 May 17, 2002 Party Pooper Pants SpongeBob gets locked out of his house for a party night after being a terrible host, and everybody wrecks his house.
51 June 1, 2002 Chocolate with Nuts SpongeBob and Patrick sell chocolate bars to live a fancy life.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V Barnicle Boy is being treated immaturely, so he becomes a villain and joins Man Ray and The Dirty Bubble.
52 July 12, 2002 Club SpongeBob SpongeBob and Patrick host a club in the kelp forest with Squidward.
My Pretty Seahorse SpongeBob becomes the friend of a homeless seahorse.
53 September 20, 2002 New Student Starfish Patrick attends Mrs. Puff's boating school, but gets he and Spongebob both in detention.
Clams Mr. Krabs loses his millionth dollar to a dangerous clam and forces SpongeBob and Squidward to help him retrieve it.
54 January 24, 2003 The Great Snail Race Squidward and SpongeBob are going to the big snail race.
Mid-Life Crustacean Mr. Krabs spends the evening out with SpongeBob and Patrick to be cool in his mid-life crisis.
55 March 21, 2003 The Sponge Who Could Fly SpongeBob tries to gain the ability to happily soar in the sky so he can fly with the jellyfish, but everybody needs his help.
56 October 4, 2003 Born Again Krabs Mr. Krabs starts a new life of generosity.
I Had an Accident SpongeBob is treated at the hospital for earning himself a stressful but injury and tries to make an interior lifetime so he does not get another one, so Patrick and Sandy try to help him.
57 January 19, 2004 Plankton's Army Plankton calls on his whole family to steal the Krabby Patty formula.
Missing Identity SpongeBob tries to find his missing name tag before a uniform inspection.
58 March 5, 2004 SpongeBob B.C. The adventures of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward's prehistoric ancestors, residents SpongeGar, Patar, and Squag.
59 April 3, 2004 Krabby Land Mr. Krabs sets up a fun park to bring in some kids.
The Camping Episode SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward camp ten feet away from their houses.
60 October 11, 2004 SpongeBob Meets the Strangler SpongeBob is intimidated by a strangler that is after him and searches for a bodyguard.
Pranks a Lot SpongeBob and Patrick play with a bottle of invisible paint that they received from SpongeBob's friend at a prankster's store.

[edit] Season 4: 2005-2007

Nickelodeon aired shorts separately on a few episodes, giving two airdates for a single episode. Both airdates are recorded here.

# Airdate Title Overview
61 May 6, 2005 Fear of a Krabby Patty SpongeBob fears Krabby Patties after working non-stop.
Shell of a Man Mr. Krabs molts his shell right before his Naval Reunion.
62 May 13, 2005 The Lost Mattress SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward try to regain Mr. Krabs' money-filled mattress at the dump.
Krabs vs. Plankton Plankton sues Mr. Krabs.
63 May 20, 2005 Skill Crane Squidward becomes obessed with a skill crane.
Good Neighbors SpongeBob and Patrick unknowingly ruin Squidward's Sunday.
64 September 23, 2005 Selling Out Mr. Krabs retires and thereby sells the Krusty Krab.
September 30, 2005 Funny Pants Squidward warns SpongeBob that he may never laugh again.
65 October 7, 2005 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture SpongeBob and Patrick create their own Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie.
October 14, 2005 Enemy In-Law Plankton falls in love with Mr. Krabs' mother.
66 October 21, 2005 Patrick SmartPants After a fall off of a cliff, Patrick's intelligence increases.
November 4, 2005 SquidBob TentaclePants SpongeBob and Squidward become fused together.
67 November 11, 2005 Have You Seen This Snail? Gary runs away and SpongeBob sets out to look for him.
68 February 20, 2006 Dunces and Dragons SpongeBob and Patrick are transported to medieval Bikini Bottomshire.
69 April 1, 2006 Krusty Towers Mr. Krabs transformers the Krusty Krab into a hotel.
Mrs. Puff, You're Fired Mrs. Puff is fired and replaced by a strict teacher, which SpongeBob attempts to pass.
70 May 5, 2006 Ghost Host The Flying Dutchman fears that he has lost his scare, so SpongeBob tries to help him get it back.
Chimps Ahoy SpongeBob and Patrick try to help Sandy because the funding for her treedome is threatened.
71 May 12, 2006 Whale of a Birthday Pearl wants an excellent birthday party, but Mr. Krabs is too cheap.
Karate Island SpongeBob receives an invitation to Karate Island to be crowned "King of Karate."
72 June 2, 2006 All That Glitters SpongeBob breaks his spatula and he tries to find a replacement.
Wishing You Well A wishing well is installed behind the Krusty Krab, which SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick fall into.
73 September 22, 2006 New Leaf Plankton turns the Chum Bucket into a souvenir gift shop in an attempt to get the Formula.
September 29, 2006 Once Bitten Gary is suspected to have Mad Snail Disease.
74 October 6, 2006 Squidtastic Voyage SpongeBob and Patrick use Sandy's shrinking submarine to retrieve Squidward's reed after he accidentally swallowed it.
November 25, 2006 That's No Lady Patrick becomes convinced that he is in danger, so SpongeBob disguises him as a girl.
75 October 13, 2006 Bummer Vacation SpongeBob has to take a vacation so Mr. Krabs will not have to pay a fine.
November 17, 2006 Wigstruck SpongeBob finds a wig, which annoys the Bikini Bottomites.
76 November 10, 2006 Best Day Ever SpongeBob must help his friends with their problems, which ruins his "best day ever."
February 19, 2007 The Gift of Gum SpongeBob is scared by Patrick's wad of gum on Best Friend's Day, and tries to return it.
77 January 15, 2007 The Thing After being covered in cement, the Bikini Bottomites are convinced that Squidward is an unknown species and SpongeBob tries to keep him as a pet.
Hocus Pocus With a special magic kit, SpongeBob is convinced that he turned Squidward into an ice cream cone.
78 February 19, 2007 Driven to Tears Patrick passes his boating exam and gets a new boat which makes SpongeBob jealous.
Rule of Dumb Patrick becomes king of Bikini Bottom. However, during his reign, he becomes a mean tyrant.
79 March 31, 2007 Born to Be Wild A very bad motorcycle gang is coming to Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob tries to warn everyone, but they will not listen.
Best Frenemies A new soft drink causes Plankton and Mr. Krabs to both worry about their restaurants, and they both work together to find the secret of the soft drink.
80 February 19, 2007 The Pink Purloiner SpongeBob suspects Patrick stole his new jellyfish net.
TBA Squid Wood SpongeBob makes a Squidward replica after he refuses to play with SpongeBob. However, the replica succeeds in all of Squidward's dreams, leading Squidward to try to get rid of him.

[edit] Season 5: 2007-TBA

# Airdate Title Overview
81 February 19, 2007 Rise and Shine Patrick's daily routine is revealed.
Waiting SpongeBob waits for a cereal prize to arrive in the mail.
TBA Fungus Among Us Fungus infects SpongeBob, who spreads it to the Bikini Bottomites.
82 February 19, 2007 Sing a Song of Patrick A comic book offer gives Patrick the idea to make his own song.
TBA The Krusty Sponge Mr. Krabs puts SpongeBob in charge of the Krusty Krab while he is away.
83 April 13, 2007 Friend or Foe Mr. Krabs and Plankton's rivalry is revealed.
84 TBA Night Light SpongeBob and Patrick have a sleep over party.
The Original Fry Cook SpongeBob tries to impress a world-renowned chef.
85 TBA Spy Buddies SpongeBob and Patrick become spies to find out what Plankton's up to.
Boat Smarts A video that features a series of boating techniques, starring SpongeBob and Squidward.
Good Ol' Whatshisname SpongeBob and Squidward engage in a work contest at The Krusty Krab.
86 TBA 20,000 Patties Under the Sea SpongeBob and Patrick must feed a sea monster to keep him from getting angry.
TBA TBA
87 TBA New Digs In order to never be late at work, SpongeBob moves to The Krusty Krab.
Krabs a la Mode Plankton attempts to freeze The Krusty Krab.
88 TBA Roller Cowards SpongeBob and Patrick are excited because they are going to ride "The Scariest Roller Coaster Ever."
Bucket Sweet Bucket SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick are tricked into fixing The Chum Bucket.
89 TBA Breath of Fresh Squidward Squidward's personality changes when he is electrocuted by his own fence.
TBA TBA
90 TBA TBA TBA (David Bowie guest stars)

[edit] Season 6: TBA

It has also been confirmed that Nickelodeon signed the show up for a sixth season which, thus far, consists of 13 episodes.

[edit] Sketches

[edit] A Random Act of SpongeBob

# Airdate Title Overview
1 November 2, 2006 Crossing the Street SpongeBob attempts to help an old lady cross the street, but little did he know, she wanted to take the bus. After SpongeBob is notified he runs after the bus, but trips and the old lady goes flying. She ends up using her umbrella to swing on a street light and flies into the bus, and says "Thank you" to SpongeBob. Two of the bus passengers include Tom and Fred. He gets run over by a boatmobile in the middle of replying "You're welcome!"
2 November 2, 2006 Anything for Baby SpongeBob boards a bus, and sees that a baby is crying. So, he decides to cheer her up by making funny faces from outside the window. The baby cheers up, but the bus passes a sign in which SpongeBob is caught on, which reads "Bikini Bottom 300 miles."
3 November 2, 2006 Flowers for Sandy SpongeBob is carrying a bunch of packages into his house when he realizes that it's Surprise Sandy Day. So, he sneaks over to Sandy's Treedome and places a bouquet of flowers in the vase on her picnic table with a note that says. "To Sandy, the smartest, prettiest Squirrel in Bikini Bottom. Signed: A Friend."
4 November 2, 2006 Me Money Mr. Krabs discovers that his money is gone, so he shakes Squidward hoping to find his money. As it turns out he did not have the money, but Mr. Krabs found SpongeBob in the kitchen cleaning all the coins and paper money. Mr. Krabs then put his money in his safe, where SpongeBob was cleaning inside.
5 November 2, 2006 Pie Patrick and SpongeBob make a pie and one ingredient is Patrick's shorts. Then Squidward eats it and they ask him if he's seen their pie "the one we spent all day making, just for you?" Squidward is guilty, and he accidentally burps out Patrick's shorts.

[edit] The Foe-Gotten Years

# Airdate Title Overview
1 2007 Can't Swim When Mr. Krabs and Plankton were friends, Plankton saved Mr. Krabs from drowning.
2 2007 Remodeling Mr. Krabs and Plankton build a sandcastle, but when a fish stomps their castle, he learns the castle's power...
3 2007 Loop de Loop While playing the "Loop de Loop", Plankton almost gets run over, but Mr. Krabs saves him.

[edit] Nickelodeon shorts

# Airdate Title Overview
1 2002 Nicktoons Battle A parody of Dragon Ball Z, which only featured Patrick "Danger" Star, among other Nicktoons, Tommy and Dil Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Debbie Thornberry, Helga Pataki, and Timmy Turner.
2 2002 Patrick the Snowman The cast of Jimmy Neutron build a snowman that looks just like Patrick, then Jimmy puts a magical hat on it and the snowman comes to life.
3 2002 Plankton's Holiday Hits A fictional commercial for Plankton's Holiday Hits album featuring parodies of songs and albums such as "Born to Run," "Deck the Halls," and "Joy to the World." At the end, an announcer provides how to "receive" the album by sending the Krabby Patty secret formula to the Chum Bucket.
4 2002 12 Days of Nickmas Nicktoons sing the 12 days of Christmas with their own version. Including 12 bubbles blowing, 6 jamming jellies, and a starfish on a pine tree sung by SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick respectively.
5 2002 How The You-Know-Who Stole You-Know-What! A parody of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which featured Plankton as Cindy Lou.
6 2002 Nickelodeon Holiday Party Nicktoons celebrate Christmas at Santa's workshop at the north pole, as a parody of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. There was a snapshot of SpongeBob ripping his pants, which was supposedly the picture patrick had in The Secret Box Episode.
7 2002 A Chuckie Finster Christmas A parody of A Charlie Brown Christmas features an ad for Krabby Mint Patty advertised by Mr. Krabs.
8 2005 Nickelodeon Blimp SpongeBob and Gary are walking down the street when an orange blimp falls from the sky. SpongeBob gets excited about it and then asks Gary "What's a blimp?" This was also shown on the 2006 and 2007 shows.

[edit] Nick Extras

# Airdate Title Overview
1 2006 Gary's Gourmet A clay-animated Gary eats a giant cookie.
2 2006 Pickled Plankton A figure of Plankton is made out of vegetables.
3 2006 Momary Gary and Momo, from Avatar: The Last Airbender, get morphed together.
4 2006 Substitute Creature Mrs. Puff and Ms. Fowl, from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, get morphed together.
5 2007 Plabs/K'Rankton Mr. Krabs and Plankton get morphed together.


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This is a list of Recurring jokes and/or catchphrases that have been incorporated in the Nickelodeon animated series SpongeBob SquarePants.

[edit] Catchphrases

  • SpongeBob: "I'm ready!"
  • Patrick: (when asked a question) "Uhhhhhhhhhhh....."[Drooling]
  • Patrick: "Good morning, Krusty Krew!"
  • Patrick: (When seeing some people he doesn't know)"'WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!?!'"
  • Squidward: (to SpongeBob or Patrick or both) "YOU BARNACLE HEADS!!"
  • Mr. Krabs: Hello there, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money!
  • Plankton: "When (insert choice of plan here) works/succeeds, I WILL RULE THE WORLD! AHAHAHAHA!"
  • Plankton: (after being disposed of by Mr. Krabs) "You won't succeed Krabs! I WENT TO COLLEEEEEEEEEGE!! (after falling to the ground) Ouch!"
  • Pearl: (after being let down by her father for a request that's too expensive) "You hate me!! (breaks into tantrum)"
  • Sandy: "SpongeBob's actin' jumpier than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel" (and/or various other Texas- or Tennessee-oriented phrases.)
  • Barnacle Boy (to Mermaid Man): "Well, ya did it, old coot" (to which Mermaid Man replies "Who are you?")
  • Fred: (after being hurt) "MY LEG!"
  • SpongeBob: Barnacles!

[edit] Other recurring jokes

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  • Being one of the earliest jokes, whenever Patrick was serving others soup or other hot foods, he would blow on it to cool it down, seeing that it did not succeed at first he would initially blow harder and harder each time until the soup manages to escape from the spoon and flies onto the person's face. First featured with soup in Jellyfishing, it made a comeback in the season 3 episode The Camping Episode, this time regarding marshmallows.
  • In many particular episodes involving disasters or chaotic situations, a fish was known to scream "My leg!" or "My eyes!" in fear or pain. The fish was later revealed to be Fred.
  • There seems to be a running joke of Spongebob and Patrick wanting to have mustaches or sideburns, referenced in numerous episodes and the movie.
  • When Patrick overhears a challenge, usually for SpongeBob, and a time frame given, he will emphasize that SpongeBob can do it in less than the actual time without realizing that he's actually pushing SpongeBob beyond his limits.
  • Plankton's plans will never succeed in any episode that features one,(Though he had succeeded for 5 days) including Plan Z in the movie.
  • SpongeBob's parents' full names have not been revealed throughout the seasons.
  • As a way of disposing of Plankton, Mr. Krabs will grab a straw from one of the customers' drinks, stuff Plankton inside, and blow on the straw sending him across the Krusty Krab and making him land on the Chum Bucket. When Plankton falls on the ground, he will sarcastically yell "Ouch!".
  • In the earlier episodes, Squidward will be riding a bike near a cliff or valley and, through some encounter, will fall down the cliff and explode. The irony of this gag is that Squidward will usually never do anything that provokes the event.
  • Squidward and some of the other main characters become crazy during the main event of the episode.
  • Sometimes SpongeBob or Patrick use crazy eyes, possibly showing that they're dumb or immature.
  • Timecards are often featured in episodes, usually when making a joke about the time a character takes to do something.
  • Probably the longest running gag is the Krabby Patty secret formula/recipe. Even Mr. Krabs himself cannot discuss it with Spongebob or Squidward without "the secret handshake" which is a series of ridiculous stunts probably made so that, in the event, his employees don't just give the formula away.
  • When a character mentions that Patrick is doing something, he is usually doing nothing or something else.
  • Squidward insisting that he would be handsome, rich, and successful, if only he had hair.
  • Spongebob failing to get his boating license no matter how hard he tries.
  • When injured, Mrs. Puff inflates and speaks in a lower pitched voice, usually bemoaning "Oh SpongeBob, why?"
  • In early episodes, someone with a deep male voice would shout out "You stink!", usually, if not always, at Squidward. In the episode Fools in April it's revealed that the person saying it is actually Squidward's mother.
  • Usually when someone is blamed for someone or doing something annoying, an angry mob of Bikini Bottomites will chase them, with torches and pitchforks. The mobs are usually headed by a blue fish.
  • Almost every episode has a life-action scene.
  • Squidward will usually mention the length of the episode, such as in Nature Pants when he says, "I'll give him Spongebob eleven minutes," or in Club SpongeBob when he says, "Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?".
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[edit] Adoption

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