User:Joe Sewell

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This is me. Take it or leave it.

Announcement Due to Wikipedia politics, I find contributing to Wikipedia no longer fun nor even productive. As a result, I may check in once in a while, and I might copyedit, but otherwise I'm outta here.

My Userboxes

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en This user is a native speaker of English. fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

Grammatical stuff

This user is a Grammar Nazi! its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. to/too/ two Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. ’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe. A, B, and A and B This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing. Aux Mod This user need not be ridiculed because he dare use need and dare as modal auxiliary verbs. they This user considers singular they standard English usage. ... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. man- kind Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct". whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling! your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me... . The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. , This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying. “!” This user knows that quotes are not for emphasis! This user contributes using American English. US This user uses American English. Y'all This here user talks Southern, y'all. AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz. alot This user does not allot a lot of credibility to those who use "alot" in any way other than a city in India.

Wiki-related stuff

4 This Wikipedian joined Wikipedia 4 years, 3 months, and 17 days ago as of June 11, 2008. This editor has decided to leave Wikipedia. ' This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.* This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.* This user believes that NPOV does not mandate a no-fact zone. lazy This user is too lazy to count up his own edits. This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know. This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks. Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! — This space for rent. This user supports the Userbox Migration. This user maintains a userbox archive in his user space. 10 ubxs This user has created 10 userboxes. 123 ubxs This user has 123 userboxes. w:) This user is a wiki markup enthusiast. WPC This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Libertarian. Cp This user is a Conservapedian.

Computer stuff

OS This user contributes using Classic Mac OS. This user contributes using a Macintosh computer. C-4 This user is an expert C user. c++-3 This user is an advanced C++ programmer. bas This user can program in BASIC. for This user can program in Fortran. <html> This user can write HTML. Java This user can program in Java. pas This user can program in Pascal. re This user is a regular expression programmer. xml This user can write XML. 1337-0 This user has no idea what 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words. This user contributes to the Internet Movie Database.

Everything else

This user lives in or hails from the state of Florida, the Sunshine State. This user's time zone is UTC-5. This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time. This user was born on August 22, 1962. CF This user is childfree Sibs This user is an only child. This user is a software engineer. This user owns one or more dogs. This user is a Christian. This user attends a Calvary Chapel. This user believes in intelligent design or creationism. This user wants to be your friend. This user has a wife. This user enjoys writing. This user passed GO ! (…so where is my $200?) This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console. This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy. This user is interested in coin collecting. This user is a Doctor Who fan. This user enjoys solving Sudoku puzzles. This user tracks his or her money on Where's George? This user knows that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the Universe, and everything. This user enjoys comics. D This user reads Dilbert. Superman This user is neither a bird nor a plane. B This user keeps a weblog at Blogger as Consider †his!. R This user's favorite color is red. z z z This user suffers from sleep apnea. This user has Diabetes. This user is right-handed. This user has astigmatism. This user has depression. GAD This user lives with generalized anxiety disorder. ACK! This user suffers from panic attacks. This user believes that the Last Judgment is coming. This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes. ... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me. This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes. 1, 2, 3... This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626433 832795028841971693993751058209 749445923078164062862089986280 348253421170679821480865132823 066470938446095505822317253594 081284811174502841027019385211 055596446229489549303819644288 109756659334461284756482337867 831652712019091456485669234603 861045432664821339360726024914 127372458700660631558817488152 092096282925409171536436789259 036001133053054882046652138414 6951941511609 BCS This user has a Bachelor of Computer Science degree. This user is working towards a Ph.D from the School of Hard Knocks. fan trekkie trekker This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker. This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. oops This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms. spoo This user tique sequently fruffers noosperisms. NO United Nations This user does NOT support the United Nations. This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant. This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored. I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. ? This user follows his/her own political ideals. This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway. This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often. This user is not afraid of being wrong. This user rejects your reality and substitutes one's own! TZ This user was once trapped in The Twilight Zone. This user has a bass-baritone vocal range. eBay This user buys and sells on eBay as ultra_joe. This user enjoys Christian music. This user loves chihuahuas. This user prefers warm weather. C2H5 OH-0 This user is a non-drinker. S-0 This user does not drink carbonated beverages. DIVORCE This user is thoroughly against divorce, except in a few cases. This User Believes that Evolution is a false theory, and that Creation is right. END This user has no more userboxes.

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