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The Jazzmonks are an organisation of highly trained operatives who will indiscriminatly kill anyone opposed to their cause. Their base of operations is unknown as they are transient in nature. They take many different styles from various cultures such as Nepal tribe mountain travel and Nomad tracking skills. An old mystical organization, they have been dotted throughout the history books with many referenes such as the Book of Agraàλn (discovered by Denis Palmer in the Middle east)223BC which contains the earliest know reference;
"As the Rain felled from Angaar the hills light up with a flash of most radient blue. the resonating sounding of the earth-tremors. the Cloaked JáέМonκŠ have strucken" (sic)
Their most common form of assault is through using the Land mine which they have been using for thousands of years and it is now believed that they invented it along with gunpowder and other landmine related componants.
When in a situation where you believe JazzMonks may be in the area a number of procedures are recommended to be followed. You will never see a jazz Monk. They move too fast and are protected by a pattern replicant body suit which deflects the surrounding images of the area they are in. It is similar to what the Predator uses in the film "Predator" only much better because they invented it in the 17 Century. Once you become aware of the "Feeling", (To learn the Feeling takes 9 years of training in JMP Academy) it is already to late and there are at least 50 landmines in your location. A small strike, usually in a large open space where people congregate may contain up to 50 mines under rocks on seats and tiles and other such minor places. A large strike may happen anywhere and uses up to 4000-5000 mines located under eyelids, beermats and other such random places so as to strike the unexpected.
People who have trained in JMP (JazzMonk Prevention) Academy can detect when they have placed landmines using their feeling and through using the latest high tech equipment can detect the placement of most mines placed by the feared monks though there are many clans and many different types and styles to each seperate clan.
Rules of Conduct
1. DO NOT MOVE 2. Dont Panic and keep smiling and acting like everything is fine 3. Scan the area with your V-Tech Ultra lens on frequencys 110 - 3000 hertz 4. Once all mines can be located leave the location. 5. Always smile.
We do not know why they do this or what their goal is. We only know that the do exist and from what we can discern from reports myths and as yet unconfirm reports. JMP teams are always on the go, searching finding and saving lives but as a result are a high priority on the attack list.
To date over 2 million people have been killed by jazzmonks but only in the past 200 years have organisations been set up to combat the Monks. People who speak out against their methods are top priority.
Celebrity Deaths include:
Princess Di John Lennon Joe Duffy Hitler Ghandi Pat Kenny
By visiting this page you have already learnt how to combat these trained machines of war. Knowledge. It is the key to their power. They operate on fear (and landmines). Resist.
