User:Jimmytap59

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On June 25, 1990 in a small hospital somewhere in Oregon Jim Shannon was born. No one in the hospital thought that a small encounter with the nuclear chemical known as psuedoephidrine would change young Jim, but they were about to find out that they were very wrong. At the age of three Jim's parents noticed that he could tie his shoes almost as fast as an adult, this is when they knew they Jim's encounter with the chemical had a drastic effect on his life. Over the years Jim found many and many more things that he could do on the same age level of children almost twice as old as him! Soon he was able to open up automatic car doors only .756 seconds slower than Lance Armstrong! Jim's birth parents thought that Jim would over power them with his amazing powers if they kept him so they dropped him off on a door step in the small city of Shelton Connecticut. Jim was 6 years old when this happened. Little is known about Jim during his first three years in the Shelton house, but somewhere along the lines he became addicted to Taco powder and anal sex and went to rehab to cure himself. After only 3 months Jim came back with much more knowledge on the world. In the year 2001 Jim befriended fellow schoolmates James Johanson and Derek Mocarski. Together they went on many childhood adventures. Six years later after not seeing eachother for extended periods of time they decided to form a rock band called THE FAMILY. The band was flawless. Despite for small arguments over whether or not the band really needed a dijuoridooist, the remained anger free, and you know what? These three boys still play their instruments to this fine day, some say that they will never stop, and i know, that it's true