User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Shave the Wales/to do

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  • Collect donations to hire beard assassins (see Barber)
  • Collect donations to buy Jimbo an electric razor
  • Get a bunch of sock puppets and MfD WP:BEARDKEEP
  • Lather.
  • Shave.
  • Rinse.
  • Repeat.
  • Spread propaganda: SHAVE THE WALES!!!
  •  ???
  • Profit.