User talk:Jessticle

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[edit] Jessitcle

Jessticle was delivered to her parents by a beautiful, talking stork somewhere in Sydney, Australia in 1983. This somewhat ruffled the feathers of her older brother who was forced to get used to the fact that he was now in the presence of true perfection.

Jessticle enjoys many leisurely activities such as underwater basket-weaving, bird watching, chess, moonlit walks along the beach with the one that she loves (yes, this means she walks by herself). She enjoys reading about German warfare, Religion, and traumatic stories that make her cry like a little bitch front row of an N'sync concert. She enjoys travel and has an unsettling obsession with Disney in which will take her overseas for an expensive Disneyworld trip at some point next year.

Jessticle enjoys spending ridiculous hours at the computer, usually on myspace, evading homework and any other form of work. She likes to help old people cross the street and drives them to church on Sunday mornings and hopes to find a cure for ugly. She likes working with children and adores to be around babies. She likes (is obsessed with) Michael Jackson and spends ridiculous amounts of money enhancing her unending collection -- and most of all she is obsessed with all kinds of music.

Jessticle describes herself as a modern-day genius wrapped cosily in regular clothing. She is way more gangsta than you.

You love her and want to marry her.