User:Jesuschex/Goat on a pole

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The Goat on A Pole is the main basis for a new way of life, established December 12th, 2005 on the Simon's Rock College of Bard campus. The Goat on the Pole represents everything, and everything is represented by the Goat on a Pole. Andrew Harris, the discoverer and chief scholar of the Goat on a Pole, had this to say: " The goat is on the pole. The goat is always on the pole. We can never know why, but the goat will persist as will the universe. The goat on a pole is the first step and the last step, and we need nothing beyond the goat and the pole and their relative positions. Indeed, anything more is elaborate self-deception. Feel what the goat is doing and where it is relative to the pole and keep this close to your heart, and one day you may fully understand the importance of this all." Less than 24 hours after the discovery of the Goat on the Pole, there are already more than 80 persons aware of the Goat on a Pole. It is believed that knowlege of the Goat on a Pole will continue to spread. As of November 21, 2006 there are 459 members of goatonapolism.