User:JesseBikman

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Lesser known facts:

Only ten people in the United States buy things online.

I'm one of those ten people, and let me tell you, when it comes to a decision I have to make between buying rocks online and buying sticks online, I always buy sticks.

Only the United States has stores, and the rest of the world has to use the internet to buy things

You can find rocks anywhere, since the world is one big rock, but sticks have to be grown as trees.

Since the United States is the only place on earth with trees, the United States is a hotbed for stick export.

My business plan is to start a website which sells sticks to whoever.

Takers?