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[edit] Sheryl Crow And Her Daughter
Jennifer Born in 91
In 1991 Sheryl Crow gave birth to her first daughter Jennifer Kelly with her husband Mike Kelly. Jennifer was raised in a six million dollar home where she was constantly monitered by her nanny. At this time Britney Spears was constantly babysitting to save money for a record deal since no one would sign due to her non-existent voice. Jennifer did not grow up playing leap frog and pin the tail on the donkey, but watchin Lance Armstrong race in France. Who knew Sheryl had a crush on him?
Jennifer's 10th Birthday
She was expecting a puppy for her double digits, but she got the first Kid Rock cd. Although Jennifer was disappointed she admired it and hope to be like kid rock one day. Jennifer invited all her friends, but none of them showed up since Britney quit on the babysitting job. Jennifer spent her 10th birthday miserable just as every other one.
What It Is Jenn Enters Highschool
Jennifer entered highschool and was amazed at the amount of stuck up people like her former babysitter. She showed up in her emo-punk ways. She always admired Kid, but she wanted her own twist. Jennifer soon changed her alias to Jenn. From then on everyone called her Jenn, those who did not ended up with a bloody nose. Jenn turned to drugs and voodooism. Her mother and father were not happy. This led to the divorce of Sheryl and Mike. Unfortunely this did not end up on the cover of people magazine because they eloped and were never seen in public together. Everyone thought Jennifer was adopted or a long lost sister. While Sheryl was making it famous, she decided to move in on Lance Armstrong. While they were 'in love' armstrong found out he had a testrotinal disease. Sheryl was devasted, but Jenn was enough she could handle. While all of this was occuring Jenn was moving into tenth grade. Now she is a defiant student whom teachers claim to be the devil.
MORE INFO ON JENNIFERS LIFE
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