User:Jefferythegreat

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Jeffery the Great is a sad lonely island man from the island of Dyslexia, just off the coast of New Jersey. Dyslexia is not part of the U.S and even has their own writing system. Unfortunately nobody can read it except for Jefferey, hence he is Jeffery the Great. Jefferey has all sorts of exotic island bitches that he reads to. Jeffery recently discovered he is immortal. Jeffery the Great is banned from competing in Mortal Kombat because he is not mortal. Jeffery and the ACLU are launching a law suit against Mortal Kombat because it is not fair to discriminate based on one's mortality. It will be heard at the Supreme Court on November 24, 2006.

Trivia: Jeffery the Great was listed as the world's sexiest man alive. He was the only one who could read the list. Jeffery the Great has dentures made primarily of elk, hippopotamus, and human(much like George Washington). Jeffery the Great's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Jeffery the Great does not sleep. He waits. Jeffery the Great anally raped Chuck Norris.