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Cow's Head Lamp, by Stephen Parker

I sometimes on a summer's night would wonder why
That in some forgotten corner of a pasture, under starry sky,
A cow might search and find a padded patch of grass on which to lie,
And lowering its massive weight, try to find eternal peace, and die.

And its body stripped of soul would bloat under the summer sun,
Until some sons of man would come and kick the rotting pile of flesh, for fun;
And standing there in shoes, all smelly rank and damp,
Might get the idea, perhaps, to make a cow's head lamp.

And with his hoary hands would rend the skull with brutal might,
So that in his stylish den he might have a reading light.
And from the empty hollow holes of sight
Would pour the radiant beams of light.

And from the nostrils deaf to smell the light would stream,
Causing the tired man to sleep, perchance to dream,
Of the types of cows that would be seen
On heaven's endless pastures green.