User:Jbeast165

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Jbeast165 is the screenname for Edward Turtle, commonly known as Spud

Spud has attempted to date Tori Fox and Melissa Kehs.... quite possibly going for the #1 and #2 most prude girls in the universe. The battle continuously for the right to be named #1. Spud supposedly tried to hold Tori's hand but instead touched her leg and was pounded by Tori's fist.

Lately, Spud's object of affection has been Mairead Winifred Callahan, a wealthy, Irish, Philadelphian native. She is currently dating James Brooks. James has been pushed to his limits of restraining himself. Spud has been asking James to hook him up with his girlfriend for far too long. Brian Clasby and Eddie repeated told James that Mairead would be kidnapped and raped before the Harvest Ball. James was not having this and challenged Eddie to a fight. When James pulled up to Mike's house to box Spud, he had to leave because, "Roe has been skanking at me for the last thirty minutes!!" He ran away like a little girl. James had defeated Spud but he continued to tell James how much he wanted Mairead. Spud will be shown James' true power one day, one day Spud will face James' wrath.... The Wrath of the Gods.

Eddie recently was told by Coach Didyoung that he achieved the rank of Honorable mention in the Pac-10 soccer standings. He was wrong.... seriously how would Spud get on the best of the Pac-10 list. I mean if Spud could... then heck, Mrs. Cassidy could get onto that sweet team.

Deanna Mathews believes herself to be the best Smash player ever..... She is so wrong. "Beefy Barb" (her name on the game) is the worst Smash player ever to enter her name upon that game. She competed against James and lost when James was playing as Catch and Snatch. Seriously, who loses to catch and snatch.

Diana Gross and Dan Delaney have recentley started dating. Little does Dan know that Diana is still having relations with Alek... a fat Harry Potter band geek from some stupid little town. You know what they did together... and yes it is GROSS!!

Cassy Baby believes that James and GBaby are gay lovers

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