User:Jasongaviria
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| Jason C. Gaviria | |
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| Born | December 29, 1985 Brooklyn, New York, USA |
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| Residence | New Jersey, USA |
| Citizenship | American (1985-Current) |
| Ethnicity | Colombian, Portuguese |
| Fields | History |
| Known for | ? |
Jason C. Gaviria (b. 1985) is an extraordinary, unique individual. Born at the Lutheran Medical Center in Brooklyn, New York in 1985, he has resided in New Jersey since the age of three. He loves his mother and father. His two best friends are Andrea and Huda? Nah. Despite popular belief and jealous here-sayers, he is a distant relative of Pablo Escobar and Cesar Gaviria.
"He is the ugliest human being to ever walk the planet. On occasion, he looks in the mirror and wonders why his Creator was so cruel to him. However, he does possess the unique ability to build and refurbish BMX bicycles that are multi-colored and he is pretty excellent at being cool which can compensate for his hideous composure, but not likely. [1]" - excerpt from a dear neighborhood friend.
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[edit] Early Life
Jason first experienced walking at the ripe age of 4 weeks old. Within the following days he began to learn several forms of dancing styles such as breakdancing and the wally dance. His first experience off of his feet would come at age three when he moved to New Jersey and his father taught him how to ride a bicycle. Three years later at age six he stepped on his first skateboard. It was an orange Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle skateboard modelled after the character Michelangelo. Pretty fucking rad. He realized his love for his friend, Erica, aka Dinker, at age 3 and a half. He then followed her to the university they currently attends and stalked her nightly and checks to see if her light is on. Erica would like to write more but jj wont let her get too specific because he is paranoid about people tracking him down. Thanks wikipedia for letting me use this site :)
[edit] College Years
From 2004 until present he has attended a school at the University level. (Because of his intense popularity specific details of where he resides can not be revealed.)
[edit] Criminal Record
Completely clean, he swears.
[edit] Politics
He has been a card-carrying member of the American Civil Liberties Union from 2005 til 2006.
[edit] Religious Views
Very complicated. Follower of the Dalai Lama, Mahatma Gandhi, Bob Marley, and many others. He loves the Creator.
[edit] Trivia
- He loves Babybel cheese.
- His favorite drink currently is pineapple juice, which he has been frequently seen ordering at poker tables in casinos ranging from Las Vegas to Atlantic City.
- He has not eaten beef since July 2007 and has not had beef with anyone in his entire life.
