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i have to make a new account grrrr haha just read the bottom message on my disscussion thing

thats cool I can wait, just listenin to an awesome song. . . <3 Jarlaxle, ruler of the universe 02:58, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Contents 1 edward vs. artemis and jarlaxle= 2 the most awesome-ness song 3 lestat 3.1 Music 3.2 random 4 =edward vs artemis

[edit] edward vs. artemis and jarlaxle=

HAH! jarlaxle and artemis would be lucky to even get a quick death from edward haha they are no match for him!Xxlestatxx 03:02, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

edward is untouchable....except when he's up against other vampires haha Xxlestatxx 03:04, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

HAH!no he wouldnt think himself dead and he'll know everything theyre planning on doing cuz HE CAN READ MINDS! and he knows that humans cant kill him and as soon as the darkness covers him hell already be gone cuz he'll know its coming HAH! try and argue with that! Xxlestatxx 03:09, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

EDWARD CANT BE KILLED BY HUMANS!!!AHHHHHH!!!! and his skin cannot be penetrated by a blade! and trust me jarlaxles eyepatch would not help against edward! trust me! edwards mind reading is totally diferent then the ithillds and kimurial! haha be glad we're not argueing on the fone cuz i would be yelling probably hahaXxlestatxx 03:16, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

and nothing can take edward by suprise...except bella haha she is the only human who can destroy him Xxlestatxx 03:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

u really think u won that one?! HAH! ur still not getting it that spell would not be able to kill him at all and vampires cannot kill themselves theres no way it even says it in the book! (sigh) there is actually a way that they could kill him but trust me edward would kill them in a blink of an eye before they even got a chance to try and they would also find themselves up against another 7 vampires and 5 werewolves haha i think i just won the arguementXxlestatxx 04:09, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

haha that was a really weak comeback haha u have tooooo much faith in jarlaxle wayyyyyyyyyyy too much ok there is edwards family alice emmett carlisle jasper rosalie and esme and bella is the best friend of jacob a werewolf who would do anything for bella and then theres the rest of jacob pack (dont know there names but theres another 4 werewolves) haha oh and also the fbi cuz bellas dad is a cop and i dont think they would have a very good chance against a lot of guns shooting them ohhh and i forgot one more vampire that would defend bella Aro and he is one of the three ruling vampire hte oldest vampire and trust me there is no way in anywhere that they would be able to live when facing aro haha go ahead and try to agrue against that but u no ur beat hahaXxlestatxx 03:38, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

what can they do against guns and if ur gonna b like that then why dont i just call in the rest of the voultri? which is about a hundred vampires and also the rest of the werewolves which is a lot <3Xxlestatxx 03:50, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

also do u really think they r going to be able to kill the vampires? they cant be killed by anything other than vampires and werewolves and all the werewolves and vampire have super human strength and speed and some of the vampires have special gifts haha and do u really think kimmuriel is going to let bregan da'erthe go up against something that dangerous? i mean its worse than all of jarlaxles stupid ideas for taking over places times a thousand and one haha and most of the voultri are really old like marcus aro and caspius but not as old haha and they have no chance even with bregan da'erthe i mean even if they had loth to help them they would definatly looze hahaXxlestatxx 03:59, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

haha easy edward no matter what if they were fighting one on one or with an army at they're backs then edward will win haha no doubt about it haha <3Xxlestatxx 04:07, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

i also found a fault to your globe of darkness plan when the globe of darkness covers edward do u relly think hes gonna just stand there no he would be out of the globe in a flash even before jarlaxle had a chance to throw his blades hahXxlestatxx 00:04, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

haha well im gonna go 2 bed now so tired haha ;) goodnight <333Xxlestatxx 04:21, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

do u really think anyone in their rite mind would just stand there NO!!!!! if he thought it was a wall arounfd him he would easily just slam through it no matter wat it wouldnt work he would get out of there not just stand there! and it wouldnt really matter if he stood there or not cuz for the millionth time the blades wouldnt harm him!!!!! GAHHHH!!!! he can also tell wat they're doing he can hear like everything and would hear the blades coming at him and he could probably hear jarlaxle moving to throw them. gahhhhh haha Xxlestatxx 22:48, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] the most awesome-ness song

umm idk its between sweating bullets and unholy confessions haha u have to listen to apocolypse please by museXxlestatxx 05:16, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

check out sing for absolution by muse and the beginning of apocolypse please is awesome haha they're not just randomly hitting the keyboard they're just hitting a lot of keys at once haha but its in tune haha ummmm look up the song change by deftones i think....i have it in my favorites hahaXxlestatxx 00:02, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

one of the other bands on the cd i found out was underoathXxlestatxx 00:18, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

on rachaels cd tracks 8 17 and 18 are perdy awesome haha specially 17Xxlestatxx 03:18, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

u r the single most awesome-ness person in the entire universe omg!!!!!! how did u find all the song titles??? ahhhh omg thanku!!!!!! and yes #17 is like the coolest but im not sure if i like remenissions better or not haha <333Xxlestatxx 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] lestat

ok utubes not working rite now...because ive seen the end of the movie and a lot of clips w/ lestat and jesse and read the books....trust me lestat doensnt like arius in a gay way theyre just...really good friends haha i thinks thats a good way to put it...i dont even think that lestat was gay in the books only when he was human kinda sorta little haha ...waaait umm there was this one time in qotd that he kisses louis(one of his fledgings) but ummm grrrrrr nevermind! haha lestats not gay he just loves everyone hahaXxlestatxx 06:10, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

the other guy was a human!!! not a vampire !!!! grrrrr how can u say that about anne rice! she is an awesome writer! 2nd best haha Xxlestatxx 06:16, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

u dont no? stephenie meyers is like the best writer evr!!!!! haha then anne rice then meg cabot then salvatore/tamora pierce(cant decide which is better)Xxlestatxx 06:20, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm not gonna pick a favorite author, I just have favorite charcters, and I repect the authors for creating these characters, <3 Jarlaxle, ruler of the universe 06:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Music

I'm listening to Evanescence, thanx for the CD, its awesome, <3 this won't make any sense, but most of it's a deep red, with some of the songs being blue, like a bright bright blue, haha, just tryin to confuse you I guess, but I'll tell you tomorrow, <3 Jarlaxle, ruler of the universe 06:22, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

haha ok good night<3Xxlestatxx 06:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] random

no nothings wrong with the camero im just not really a car person sooo im not the best person to ask haha and noooo im not gonna play at camp haha noo way haha sorry softball just not my sport anymore haha

haha im on now but ithink it might b 2 late haha Xxlestatxx 05:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

haha but u did not answer my other question under artemis vs edward Xxlestatxx 05:58, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

a porsche??? hahha wowness haha Xxlestatxx 06:00, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

haha thats not a weakness haha that does not answer my question at alll haha yeah i didnt notice the title of the cd tilll after church haha i loved it haha <333 Xxlestatxx 06:03, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

haha ok....the only flaw edward has is bella thats it hahaXxlestatxx 06:04, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

how come u cant argue over wikipedia?!!! weve done it before haha just look under edward vs jarlaxle and ulll c a lonnng arguement there haha not that hard to argue haha with the porsche all u gotta do is paint it yellow and itll be good haha u no wat i think i might sew th ebuttons back on ur jacket its just bugging me soooo much hahahXxlestatxx 06:07, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

not really considering that jarlaxle will never get near bella theres too many people that would get in between jarlaxle and bella and i quote "edwards family alice emmett carlisle jasper rosalie and esme and bella is the best friend of jacob a werewolf who would do anything for bella and then theres the rest of jacob pack (dont know there names but theres another 4 werewolves) haha oh and also the fbi cuz bellas dad is a cop and i dont think they would have a very good chance against a lot of guns shooting them ohhh and i forgot one more vampire that would defend bella Aro and he is one of the three ruling vampire hte oldest vampire and trust me there is no way in anywhere that they would be able to live when facing aro haha go ahead and try to agrue against that but u no ur beat haha" haha that was from an older message haha so yeah u have 2 admit edward could kill artemis and jarlaxle easily haha well goodnight <333Xxlestatxx 06:11, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

ok bella went to him willingly! haha edward wouldnt have let her go 1000 miles near him if he was there but we both know he was not! haha <3Xxlestatxx 18:52, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

no i dont think sooo haha softball used to be fun wen i could actually play haha i still have fun watching u guys play tho haha Xxlestatxx 18:53, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

omg him under the rose has like the coolest intro ever!!!!! hahaXxlestatxx 18:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

haha yeah its not the best haha (sigh) idk haha i just cant play anymor one swing from a bat or throw to second base would have my arm throbbing for a lonng timeXxlestatxx 04:58, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

still going 2 scool 2moro haha grrr haha we're never going to talk about it now haha<333Xxlestatxx 05:20, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

everytime u say we have 2 talk about sumthing in person we never do and its sooo funny hahahaha :D <333Xxlestatxx 05:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

haha thats was smart to say haha i am not gonna let u give up that arguement so easily haha no way haha the arguement is not over untill u c that edward could beat them haha yeah i like the song its perrdy awesome haha (sigh) haha i love chocolate milk its fun to blow bubbles in hahaXxlestatxx 05:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

grrrr i hate popcorn hahaXxlestatxx 05:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

haha yeah (sigh) welll good nite haha <333Xxlestatxx 05:58, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

totally forgot haha oh well haha dont worry about me haha my not eating breakfast before never got me sick i think it was the food at the potluck haha oh well (sigh) haha well talk 2 u wed. ♥♥♥Xxlestatxx 07:31, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] =edward vs artemis

edward and artemis are nothing alike! edward is 2 nice and artemis has no heart! haha and edward can easily beat artemis and u should now no that after readingthe book! hahaXxlestatxx 04:53, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

and wat is edwards weaknesses?!Xxlestatxx 05:53, 26 March 2007 (UTC)