User:Janviermichelle/Chris Rock Married Life

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Here are the scripts for Chris Rock video clips that I'm working on. Please help me out on this.

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Hahaha, yes I'm married I'm married and bored out of my fucking mind. But it's a beautiful thing, it's a beautiful thing.

If you are in a good relationship chances are you're bored out of your fucking mind. All good relationships are boring, all the exciting relationships are bad ones.

You never know what's gonna happen tomorrow when you're in a bad relationship. You never know when you walk through the door and hey you gave me crabs. That's exciting. I wanna know what tomorrow's gonna bring.

Those are choices you got in life, man. You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere. Married and bored or single and lonely. That's right, that's right. Marriage is a boring ass shit. Cause once you're married you gotta hang around with other married people and that's just disgusting.

You have to go to dinner with six ??? adults, a bunch of women talking about diaper genies and hair coloring. you know if you leave it in to long it stinks shut the fuck up. A bunch of men talking about barbecue grills and routes to work, you know, sometimes I take the highway, but if it's backed up, I've got some side streets I like to take that get me there in half the time. Yeah, You should tell me about those. I-95 is clear someti- shut the fuck up.

I hate married people. It's fucking disgusting. If you go to eat dinner with single people, single people eat for hour and thirty minutes and leave. Cause they got fucking to do. Married people close down the restaurant. They start ordering coffee and dessert, start talking to the architect. I ??????? and the thing. Start talking to the cook, what's in the tea? Water, bitch!

Hurry up we got a lot of not fucking to do. Hurry up we can not fuck all night. Oh, I hate married fucking people, man. Fellas once you get married, you become wife's pet, you become a fucking pet. Women like to get their husbands together that don't even know each other and have like a grown men play date. Put you in a room with some other married motherfucker.

He likes baseball just like you.

She puts you in a room with some fucking stranger

I like baseball. I like baseball, too, yeah yeah, baseball good, yeah yeah. Honey who the fuck is this? get me the fuck out of here. I don't need new friends, if you wanna help me out introduce me to a girl.

I hate married people, man. Whenever I go out with other married couples, I'd like to bring along a single crackie just spice'em up the activity. ???? cracky tales please. Married and bored or single and lonely.