User:Jakefieldm

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Tommy Berg is a small teenager with big ideas. He was born December 2 1988. Tommy is currently living it up in the small, rich town of Weston, Massachusetts. He has three older brothers who are now in college, and their daily pastime is eating poor Tommy as he roasts on a spit. He has no friends and lives a secluded life except for sports. He tries to hang out with the hockey crowd but they just play practical jokes on him. Many think of him as a cute teddy bear, but unfortunalty he is so unpopular this characteristic of him does not help. He is a WASP and lives a very Christian lifestyle, although he does bat lefty. He is known as "the Fag" and can be seen in baby commercials across the country. <brk> How very inappropriate all of this is!