User:Jake Wildstrom

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I have better things to do with my time than fill Wikipedia's servers up with my personal details, thanks. If you really cannot go another second without learning more about me, I do have my own damn web page.

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en This user is a native speaker of English.
de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
hu-1 Ez a szerkesztő alapszinten beszéli a magyar nyelvet.
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LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
SoE-2 This here user has an intermediate understanding of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and sometimes even "ain't".
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
they This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
to / too
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This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
Perl-3 This user is an advanced Perl programmer.
C-2 This user is an intermediate C user.
APL This user likes APL.
LaTeX-3 This user is an advanced LaTeX user.
Inform-4 This user is an expert Inform programmer.

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Personal irrelevancies
This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.
This user is an academic.
This user is a university student.
e^{i \pi} \,\; This user is a mathematician.
MA This user has a Master of Arts degree.


This user is left-handed.
' This user likes to crochet.
This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.
This user settled Catan.
@ This user plays NetHack.