User:Jack the disease
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this is jack, he has problems. he has many diseases that spread easily by just physical contact and/or/is not limited too, smelling him, seeing him, tasting him, or being around him.
he is good with shovels, chainsaws, suplexing, and mowing lawns.
he makes a living daily mowing lawns, servicing the elderly, as well as a part time zombie slayer/murderer.
he is also a hit man listed "wanted" in 37 states in the USA, as well as japan and rhode island.
he was married and had kids until his wife died of unknown causes in 1987. then later that year, insane with grief, murdered his kids and pets with an axe. these include three children, and three pets, it is not known if they are the same things. though it is very debatable, it is believed that jack killed his own wife via weed wacker. she was found dead in a retention pond with violent lacerations across her throat and face.
jack was then sent to prison, but escaped in 2005. he used his weight to throw himself throw a four layered cinder block wall. he then ran 56 miles to a 7/11 gas station. the SWAT then confronted him there. he was found eating a hot dog, and drink a cold-one. he took 4 shots to the head, and 13 to the beer gut. he then ran out side and directly confronted the SWAT in hand to hand combat. he killed 47 SWAT officers, and 20 civilians, and caused 5 million dollars in damage, before he was shot with a rocket launcher. five times. though severely injured, jack only suffered minor bruises and lacerations to the gut and elbows. the government then issued imidient evacuation of the surrounding areas within 50 miles. then then sent in a top secret robot. jack easily pwnd the robot single handedly by suplexing it, while using the other hand to finish his hot dog. the president then gave the orders for OPERATION: hammer down, a operation so intense, the last time it was put to order was in 2007 when newyork was viscously attacked by a mutated beast known as "clover". this destroyed everything in 30 miles of the center of attack. jacks body was not found. to this day it is believed he is still alive and working on a new plan of attack to take over the world.
there have been reports of sitings of the jack, but none of them have yet been confirmed. in early 2008 it was said that jack killed a group of wild cows off the coast of porto rico. eyewitnesses said they saw a large man violently suplexing cows into land mines. there is video evidence of this event, but belongs to the goverment, and is highly difficult to obtain.
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