Jack Handey

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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. Although many people assume otherwise, [1][2] Handey is a real person, not a pen name or a character.

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[edit] Early years

Handey was born in San Antonio, Texas, in 1949. His family later moved to El Paso, Texas, where Handey attended Eastwood High School and the University of Texas at El Paso.

Handey's earliest writing job was for a newspaper, the San Antonio Express-News. He lost the job, in his words, after writing "an article that offended local car dealerships".[3] His first comic writing was with comedian Steve Martin. According to Martin, Handey got a job writing for Saturday Night Live in 1975 after Martin introduced Handey to the show's creator, Lorne Michaels.[4] For several years Handey worked on other television projects: the Canadian sketch series Bizarre in 1980; the 1980 TV special Steve Martin: Comedy Is Not Pretty; and Lorne Michaels' short-lived sketch show on NBC called The New Show in 1984. Handey returned to Saturday Night Live in 1985 as a writer and co-producer.[5]

[edit] Deep Thoughts

In April 1984, National Lampoon published the first of Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts. Additional Deep Thoughts appeared in the October and November 1984 editions as well as in the short-lived comedy magazine Army Man, while more appeared in 1988 in The New Mexican. The one-liners were to become Handey's signature work, notable for their concise humor and their outlandish hypothetical situations:

  • If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.[6][7]
  • The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.[8][9][10]

Handey's work next showed up in the Mike Nesmith film, Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce, in the format which would later become famous on Saturday Night Live (though narrated by Nesmith).

Between 1991 and 1998, Saturday Night Live included Deep Thoughts on the show as an interstitial segment between sketches. Introduced by Phil Hartman and read live by Handey (neither actually appeared on screen), the one-liners proved to be extremely popular. Hartman would intone "And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...", and peaceful easy listening music would play while the screen showed soothing pastoral scenes, much like a New Age relaxation video. Handey would then read the Deep Thought as the text to it scrolled across the screen. They became an enduring feature of SNL, often having multiple Thoughts in each episode, and made Handey a well-known name.

Today the Deep Thoughts can be found copied on numerous websites (although his name is often misspelled as "Handy" or "Handley"). A Deep Thought is also featured in the Nirvana song "I Hate Myself and Want to Die." Currently, the Deep Thoughts have their own official website overseen by Handey, Deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com. [2]

[edit] Other SNL work

Other Handey pieces that appeared on SNL included Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer,[11] "Fuzzy Memories" which depicted re-enactments of a twisted childhood memory and aired in the late 1990s, and the short-lived "My Big Thick Novel," which were spoken excerpts from a very long book in the style of "Deep Thoughts" and which aired during the 2001-2003 season of SNL.

Handey is also credited with creating Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (usually off a cliff).[12] The recurring skit originated in 1990 with Steve Martin and Victoria Jackson as the crash-prone kitty's owners. In 1992, NBC aired a half-hour Toonces special. Handey, who owned a real cat by the same name, once said he couldn't remember exactly how he dreamed up the premise. "It was just one of those free association ideas you write down and look at later and think, 'Maybe,'" he said.[12]

[edit] Recent life

Jack Handey currently lives with his wife, Marta Chavez Handey,[7] in Santa Fe, New Mexico.[13] Previously, the Handeys had lived in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan, New York City.[14]

Recently, several short humor pieces of his have appeared in The New Yorker's "Shouts & Murmurs" section: "What I'd Say to the Martians," in the issue of August 8 & 15, 2005; "This Is No Game," in the issue of January 9, 2006; "Ideas for Paintings," in the issue of March 20, 2006 [15]; "My First Day In Hell", in the issue of October 30, 2006 [16]; "My Nature Documentary", in the issue of July 2, 2007 [17]; "How Things Even Out", in the issue of March 3, 2008 [18], "How I Want To Be Remembered," in the issue of March 31, 2008[19], and "The Symbols on My Flag (And What They Mean)" in the issue of May 19, 2008. Handey has written and performed segments on the radio program Studio 360.

In early April, 2008, Handey published his first collection of magazine humor pieces, What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats. The Associated Press critic Jake Coyle wrote, "With absurdist musings such as these, Handey has established himself as the strangest of birds: a famous comedian whose platform is not the stage or screen, but the page."[20]

[edit] Books

  • Fuzzy Memories: CD-Rom (2003). Disc Us Books Inc, ISBN 1-5844-4078-3 - An Emersa*Plus Reader/Viewer E-book that contains all of the text and pictures from the original book plus "new memories," 28 Videos of "Jack's home movies", and 60 audio file of Jack reading selected stories.

[edit] Television writing

[edit] References

  1. ^ Biography, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" Website, http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/answer.html. Accessed 6 June 2008.
  2. ^ Handey, Jack: "Deep Thoughts about Me: Questions I Am Often Asked (and My Answers)", Texas Monthly, January 2002.
  3. ^ Ibid.
  4. ^ "Martin Writes Off Fried Shrimp Days," New York Post, 1 October 1999.
  5. ^ Jack Handey at the Internet Movie Database
  6. ^ Handey, Jack (1991-10-12). The SNL Archives: "Deep Thoughts" Episode 17.3.
  7. ^ a b Handey, Jack: Deep Thoughts (1992). Berkley Publishing Group, n.p.
  8. ^ Handey, Jack (1991-10-21). The SNL Archives: "Deep Thoughts" Episode 18.7.
  9. ^ Handey, Jack: "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live Episode 18.7, 21 October 1992. Cited online in The SNL Archives, [1].
  10. ^ Handey, Jack: Deeper Thoughts: All New, All Crispy (1993). Hyperion, n.p.
  11. ^ "Deep Thoughts' man offers 'What I'd Say to the Martians'" from CNN
  12. ^ a b Carman, John: "We Paws for This Message", San Francisco Chronicle, 14 February 1992
  13. ^ Bio. Deep Thoughts from Jack Handey official website.
  14. ^ Handey, Jack: "Deep Thoughts about Me: Questions I Am Often Asked (and My Answers)", Texas Monthly, January 2002.
  15. ^ Handey, Jack: "Ideas for Paintings", New Yorker, 20 March 2006]
  16. ^ Handey, Jack: "My First Day In Hell", New Yorker, 30 October 2006
  17. ^ "My Nature Documentary", New Yorker, 2 July, 2007
  18. ^ "How Things Even Out", New Yorker, 3 March 2008
  19. ^ "How I Want To Be Remembered", 31 March 2008
  20. ^ "Jack Handey's Thoughts Get Deeper", Jake Coyle, AP, April 12, 2008.

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