User:Irvs

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James M. "Irvs" Irving (January 4th, 1991 - Present) Is a young man who has achieved two Multi-Platinum records and One Gold, survived against a grizzly bear attack and has his own fan club.

Contents 1 Bear Slaying Incident 2 Rap Career 3 Fan Club 4 Currently

[edit] Bear Slaying Incident

James M. Irving is the only living man to kill a bear with a paper clip and a box of Kleenex tissues while beating Super Mario Brothers 3 on Hard...Backwards. After the news spread about his heroic triumph of this bear that stood 9 foot 4 inches he was somewhat of a local hero, he got many endorsement offers from Kleenex and the Bryce Watson Paper Clip Group but declined because he didn't want to draw attention to himself. During September 2002 he made national news dressed as a caveman dragging a giant paper mammoth for the premier of Ice Age an animated film.

[edit] Rap Career

In 2006 he launched himself into the rap industry.He first started competing fellow rappers in MySpace Rap Battles, after a while though no-one would rap back as they were afaid he would utterly humiliate them. He got a break when Lil Jon went to Nick Rossell's MySpace Page thinking it was homosexual pornography and saw his lyrics, he contacted him and got him signed to Rickards Pimpn Records. He released quite a number of chart topping albums such as Irvs is my name Midget Slaying is my game , Where You Left It and I Own The Joint. After his third album he decided he was over the big game as no rappers are actually hardcore like himself, he proved this by stealing 50 cents chain after getting shot 10 times (1 more than 50 Cent) then swished 10 hoops from full court blindfolded before he went to hospital, MTV did a special on it.

[edit] Fan Club

As Irvs progressed through life he started to create quite a fanbase, after 13 days 9 hours 16 minutes and 3 seconds of deliberation they agreed on calling themselves the WBSMB3HB FC (We Beat Super Mario Brothers 3 on Hard Backwards Fan Club). There is a rigourous hazing process to join this fan club as it is quite prestigous and elite group, the process involves a frighteningly real reenactment of the events that happened to him when he was in the woods that night facing off with that grizzly. 16 people have died trying to join.

[edit] Currently

He currently resides in Highett working his days as an apprentice electrician.