User:Ima confusedditz

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ima_confusedditz is the Wikipedia username of well-known Celebrity Worship Syndrome sufferer Virginia (Jenny) Mae Kennedy. She often goes by the names Virgina, Trinity and Disaronno.

Jenny resides in Hickory County, Missouri, and mainly spends her time with bffs Amber LaBee, Brittany Baker, and Sapphire Filkins; however, she additionally splits her time between working at The Coffee Mug and practicing for The World Series of Pop Culture tryouts. Occasionally, she will discuss current events and the celebrity buzz (specifically what's not "mainstream") with on-again off-again friend Andrew Curtis Jenkins. Jenny's aunt is Emma Bunton, a.k.a. Baby Spice, of the critically acclaimed "British invasion" Eurodance girl group Spice Girls. This, of course, makes her uncle Jade Jones and family friends of the Windsors...yes, Elizabeth and friends. Her other aunt, Rose McGowan, star of Charmed and famous for her red carpet faux pas with Marilyn Manson, was actually born in Florence, Italy into a Children of God (COG) commune. COG is closely related with the Symbionese Liberation Army (whose montage is pictured below), Jim Jones's Peoples Temple, and Charles Manson's Manson Family. In fact, McGowan met M. Manson at a intercommune lawn darts tournament (Patty Hearst won).

Jenny likes montages, as does Andrew. Hmmm...Khmer Rouge, Moulin Rouge!... Jenny's favorite character from Moulin Rouge! is the Green Fairy, portrayed by Kylie Minogue, who just so happens to be Jenny's great aunt's niece. Jenny once, during a "Coyote Ugly" routine at The Mimosa incorporated the chair scence from Flashdance.

She graduated from Hermitage High School in Hermitage, Missouri in May 2007 and currently works at The Coffee Mug in Urbana, Missouri.

Ginny often makes fun of people with the "beetis," as Wilford Brimley would say.

Virgina also despises actress Ellen Page. Ginny chooses to be a non-conformist, unlike the rest of society who have hopped on the Ellen Page bandwagon like the blind, naive bourgeoisie that they are.

Ginny blames the death of Marie Antoinette (played by Kirsten Dunst) on Masi Oka, the awkward Chinaman from the NBC television series Heroes.