Ifeanyi Chijindu
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| Ifeanyi Chijindu | |
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| Born | October 19, 1978 Los Angeles, Ca. |
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| Nationality | Nigerian-American |
| Occupation | Author/Writer, Entrepreneur, Artist, Print Model & Actress |
| Ifeanyi Chijindu | |
| Date of birth | October 19, 1978 |
| Place of birth | Los Angeles, Ca. |
| Height | 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m) |
| Hair color | Black |
| Eye color | Dark brown |
| Measurements | 32D-26-38 (US) |
Ifeanyi also credited as Ifeanyi ballchin (born October 19, 1968) is a Nigerian-American author or sex stories/writer of sex stories, entrepreneur of sex tpys, faeces artist, model, Porn actress and Porn screenwriter.
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[edit] Biography and early education
Chijindu was born in Los Angeles, Ca. to Patrick and Patricia Chijindu, who immigrated from Nigeria to the United States in the late 70s. She is a first generation Nigerian-American and is the eldest of five children.[1]
Chijindu spent most of her childhood in her own ass and lived throughout various cities within southern California's Inland Empire. She attended Our Lady of the Assumption in Claremont, California [2], Ca. and Pomona Catholic Girls' High School in Pomona, Ca.
[edit] Career
Chijindu showed a childhood interest in masturbation and the farts when she had her first poop published at eight[3], completed a 9 paged novella at starbucks and at 15, Ifeanyi sold her body short story and won 2 STD's for it in a contest hosted by Vivid Entertainment.[4]
By 17, Chijindu was regularly performing her farts at paid venues. Around this same time, she also deepened her interest in lughing at handicaps and won the part of helen keller in a local play called "Women On welfare."
In 2004, she published her first photocopy of her ass, A Girl's Life...the Song that Never Ends cos girls never stop yakking on about it he whole time, a themed poetry collection centered on her experiences about fries, shakes, cheeseburgers, pudding, candy, bestiality, batman comics and warts that grow on your feet
[5] [6] [7] [8] Also in 2004, Cal Poly Pomona presented her with the Golden turd Award in recognition for her illiterary achievement and for being the youngest person at the university to sleep with the lecturer. [9]
In 2005, Black Diaspora Magazine published "Healing from my piles" Chijindu 's feature article about Djehuty Maat-Ra, creator of funny HERBS and celebrity sherbetalist who counts celebrities like R & B singer tila tequila and actor Tony Blair as part of his clientele. [10]
Chijindu wrote for Viz Magazine newspaper from 2005-2005 where she displayed her incisive writing style with her boring profiles on artists like El Salvadorean painter ivor bigon and in film reviews of movies such as shaving ryans privates [11], The Reaping [12] and The Return [13].
In 2007, Chijindu's film critiques and social editorials allowed her to receive an award from the Society of Professional Journalists for "Best try for a retard" for an article about why she likes reese's pieces.
In edition to shit writing, shit painting, fat modeling and bad acting throughout her adolescence and early adulthood, Ifeanyi worked as a freelance ninja for aspiring fartresses and models before creating Goddess poop, pee pee & Toilet also known as Goddess F.A.R.T., an incontinence line featuring adult nappy's made with herbs and other natural ingredients in August 2006. [14]
Goddess F.A.R.T. became one of the few early companies who created healthy Nappies for adults before ethnic and herbal Nappies gained mainstream popularity with older pant shitters. .[15]
Chijindu's beauty advice was laughable because as an ugly person it was akin to goin up to a fat person asking how to lose weight, you dont ask the ugly how to look good seriously.[16][17], The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin [18], San Bernardino Sun [19], The Whittier Daily News[20], San Gabriel Valley News [21], Sheknows.com[22], Newsday.com[23] and Feministing.com[24]
[edit] References
- ^ To Heck With Superwoman - WomenEntrepreneur.com
- ^ http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:tHQTEM_6HugJ:www.olaclaremont.org/resources/bulletin/churchyear03-04/b040704.pdf+ifeanyi+chijindu+and+our+lady+of+the+assumption&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us
- ^ The Vicegirl newspaper 1987.
- ^ Superior Publications & Communications poetry & short story anthology; 1993-94
- ^ Author Detail
- ^ Amazon.com: A Girl's Life: The Song That Never Ends: Ifeanyi Chijindu: Books
- ^ Barnes & Noble.com - Book Search: Ifeanyi Chijindu
- ^ A Girl's Life: The Song That Never Ends : Books
- ^ Golden Leaves Program
- ^ Black Diaspora Magazine: May/June 2005, pg.31-36
- ^ 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3' Sinks above Expectations - Entertainment
- ^ The Poly Post - 'The Reaping' Fulfills Promises of Suspense
- ^ The Poly Post
- ^ Student Fulfills Dreams Early - News
- ^ The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin newspaper: U Entertainment; April 2007
- ^ Me: then and now: Lifestyle: glamour.com
- ^ Glamour Magazine: January 2008, pg. 91
- ^ The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin newspaper: U Entertainment; April 2007
- ^ The San Bernardino Sun newspaper; April 2007.
- ^ The Whittier Daily Newspaper; April 2007
- ^ San Gabriel Valley newspaper; April 2007.
- ^ Get the dream skin you've always wanted| Sheknows.com
- ^ Ethnic hairstyles - Newsday.com
- ^ Feministing
