User:Ich

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User:Ich wearing a duct tape suit with a mohawk before prom. What a fucking loser.

It is suspected that this user might be a sock puppet or impersonator of Elvis. Please refer to contributions for evidence. See block log.

Ich was born during the Reagan administration. A bunch of stuff happened, and then he registered for Wikipedia. He graduated from Camp Hill High School in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania. He enrolled in a German High School as part of the Congress Bundestag Youth Exchange, administered by AFS. If you have ever paid taxes in the United States, you have (in part) paid for his year abroad, although if the tax money from the Iraq war was used to fund the CBYX program, we'd have been able to send about tenth of our population (30m) abroad for a year (however, they would have to pay for their own beer), but that would have created international good-will and promoted peace. He has been a GNU/Linux user since June 25th, 2004, and has used SUSE and Debian GNU/Linux. He hates GNOME more than anything else in the world except for Windows ME and you.

His right hand.

He is too lazy to put anything else that is terribly interesting here. He chose the username "Ich" because it's shorter than the username "Ich bin das Walross" which he used for a long time as a member of a BBS, but eventually had shortened to Ich. Incidentally, "Ich bin das Walross" means "I am the Walrus" much like the song by The Beatles. The reader should by this point notice that just about everything here on this page screams of unoriginality. That's intentional. Most of the funny stuff on this page is shamelessly stolen from BJAODN because the author is as much an unoriginal moron as he is a douche.

He can speak German with almost no accent, and sometimes random people he met on the train on his way to school thought he was German, which was good, because, as of 2006, he was in Germany.

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Was machst du dann hier alter Sack!

all aboard the abuse caboose, fag

"what the fuck it's six am" --68.45.146.191 04:11, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Сви идијоти овог града, скупа самном плешу, disco is not dead вечерас!! -- Obradović Goran (ta^lk 19:23, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

lol what a fucking fag!

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good shit

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Gzuckier saw fit to give me this for adding {{spoiler}} to Genesis which has since been removed by fascist editors.

For having really sweet hair. Dylan 03:16, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

<AIM> - zaepflekoenig
<Email> - drew.dexterⒶgmail.com

[edit] Cool Shit

Some things, people, and pages--Now alphabetized!--I made, think are cool, and/or care very deeply about:

• Albert Hofmann
• Altbier - I added an image
• Ambrose Bierce
• Badnerlied - Translated article from German
• Bielefeld Conspiracy
• Beer goggles - I added an image
• Beer stein - Added an image
• Bock
• Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
• Bottle opener - I added an image
• Brigadoon
• Budvar - Delicious
• Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
• Card blowing - I wrote this article.
• Colt 45
• Dickinson College
• Discordianism
• Dock Ellis - Pitched a no-hitter in 1970. On LSD.
• Duct tape
• E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals
• Fred Rogers
• Freetown Christiania
• Gemütlichkeit
• German beer
• German language
• Germany
• Goatse.cx
• Guy Montag
• Hedonism
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
• Inherently funny word
• Joycelyn Elders - Former US Surgeon General: "We know that more than 70 to 80% of women masturbate, and 90% of men masturbate, and the rest lie."
• John Jenrette - for having "sex with his then-wife, Rita Jenrette, behind a pillar on the steps of the Capitol Building."
• John Lennon
• Kazakhstan - Protected around the time of the Borat Moviefilm's release.
• Kölsch - Delicious
• Lake Peigneur - Bizarre.
• List of shock sites
• Mark Twain
• Mermaid Problem
• Metric system
• Mohawk hairstyle - I added an image
• Moskau (Dschingis Khan song)
• Nuttall Encyclopaedia - "It may be the only printed encyclopedia that has entries for fictional characters from Charles Dickens' books, but at the same time lacks entries for fruit."
• The Rise of David Levinsky - I wrote most of this article, but it's not even halfway done.
• One-Balled Dictator just because of the name
• Paulaner - Delicious, and I translated some stuff from the German page.
• Pilsner Urquell - Delcious beer!
• Recreational mathematics
  

  

  RAF Logo
• Red Army Faction (a.k.a "Baader-Meinhof gang.)
• Rothaus - Translated it from German. That is delicious stuff.
• Rudi Dutschke - One of my heroes.
• Sic semper tyrannis
• Samizdat - Resist.
• Switzerland
• Thagomizer
• The finger - I added an image
• The Game (game) - I just lost the game.
• Thomas Jefferson - Best. President. Ever.
• Tubgirl - The laughs just keep on coming.
• Tucker Max
• Toast - I added a picture.
• Tokaji - Delicious
• V for Vendetta - Terrific movie.
• Wheat beer - I added an image
• WIZO - I am responsible for the translation of most of this article.
• Władysław Kozakiewicz - Fuck yeah.
• Wolfgang Grams - Translated this into English.
• Yuri Gagarin

⇔	I translate from German to English on Wikipedia:Translation

My textual edits are public domain.
	I claim no copyright on any textual edits I make to any Wikimedia projects, because using a GNU license for trivial edits is a stupid idea. This applies retroactively.