User:Hotfiredude123

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Hotfiredude123, also known as 'THEMASTER' is flawless and exacting in everything It does, transcending the hum-drum editing of useless editors that preceded It. It was born at the creation of the Earth, and will die sometime in the future. Or past.

[edit] Renown

Fables and myths of Hotfiredude123's legendary exploits are revered through every country It has graced with It's presence, though the original tales have been twisted through time to leave the few we know today. For example, The Hare and The Hotfiredude123, King Hotfiredude123 and Knights of The Round Table and St. Hotfiredude123 and the Dragon. More recently, It has been linked with the psychological fall of Britney Spears and the prevention of several failed terrorist attacks; singlehandedly dismantling hundreds of explosives set to demolish Mt. Rushmore.

[edit] Rumours

Often rumours circulate about the origins and abilities of this mysterious figure, with fierce debate amongst the EU in particular upon the matter. Through time, several images have been more popular in relation to It's appearance, such as in the 14th Century the preferred representation being something similar to a Superman-Wonderwoman hybrid. However this standard often fluctuates, with the favored likeness now being akin to God. However, the issue has never been fully determined, with several small political parties releasing statements of their resoluteness in It's image as a winged George Bush, though this conclusion is repeatedly ridiculed by everyone else in the world.