User:Holyman666

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Holy Man 1, Wikipedia 0. Holy Man is often described as Satan himself if he had a laptop. Holy Man feeds on small children, anal sex and cigarettes. holy Man has fathered 46 bastard children, which according to the guiness book of world records is a world record. Hitler received, from Holy Man, a Mississippi Meat mallet in a back alley of the Vatican City just before being elected pope in 2065. Although Holy Man may not fit exactly into your definition of a good person, here is a list of activities he takes part in to make his peace with the man upstairs: 1. Sex with minors 2. Vandalism 3. Theft 4. Urinating on newborns 5. Destroying holy relics (including Smart House which was delivered From God to the guy who made Mormonism) 6. Associating himself with Satan on Sundays. Holy Man does not believe in Massachusetts's, the letter "Q"(go ahead and check, its not in this) or Christmas.