User:Holtth
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Welcome to my cult religion or as you foolish mortal's call it a wikipedia page
Tomas is a troubled young boy who just found out that he has no Brain and has no talents what so ever.
[edit] Guide lines
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[edit] History
Origin
The word tomas is actually a synonym to the word kafufle which was a naughty or "swear word" in the aztec's cizilization and if you were to say this naughty "swear word" they would have your ears pulled of and there privets chopped off and boiled in a stew and then they would feed the stew to the dog and kill the dog and then feed the dog to a goat and then get the goats poo and feed it to nicateen and he would vomit and then they would scoop up the vomit and pour it into a space shuttle given to them generously by N.A.S.A and they would launch the space shuttle into the sun and then they would somehow hurl the sun into a magic void thingy and this would be the end of that man's ears and privet parts and after all that asuming the man did not die of blood loss he would go home feeling very sore. The moral of this story is do not say the word Kafufle
Its part in the second World war
In WW2 the men used to use young troubled boys by the name of tomas to go down into the trenches and flush out the Geramns by playing there recorders and by the time they put there mouth onto the blow piece of theis horrid instrument only foul music erupted from this evil instument and this caused the Germans ear drums to burst and with that they all died of Suicide.
[edit] Poem
Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob Uncle Bob
he's waiting in the living room he'll kill you in the night Uncle Bob Uncle Bob
he'll cut of your head and pull out your inners he'll have it for lunch
and also for dinners
he'll come up behind you
and shove a dagger in your back
then he'll pick up your head
and give it a whack
When all the kids are sleeping
on their compfty beds
he'll pull them under
and hack them to shreds
When you go into the living room
and sit on a chair
little do you know
that your on bobs lair
[edit] Uncle bob "the pirate zombie"<this is not uncle bob 2
he sailed across the ocean
from france to spain
but he don't want gold and he don't want treasure
he only wants your brains.
brains on his poop deck brains in his hull.
brains in the chests were there should be gold
brain everywere and brains in the sea
and a giant brain were the sails should be.
The End
[edit] Story Of The Stevo
Once apon a time there was a young boy named Stevo he did not really have any friends only Tomas and the chain Smoker Nickateen. one day Stevo's brains fell onto the floor and Nickteen the chain Smoker questioned this he did not know why this large pinkish brain had been cracked out of Stevo's open skull. Then Stevo started sreaming because Nickateen the chain smoker wanted to see what else was in this place known as Stevo's Head so he did the obvious thing and shoved his had down his open head and looked for other intersting objects that he might be able to add to his recipe for cigarette's. While this was happening Tomas walked in and died of frieght then they all died for some reason.
[edit] The 2 Monkeys
One day there were two little monkeys one was called George and the other was Fred. One day George died and fred cried and cried and THEN HE EXPLODED!!!!!
[edit] Nick
Once upon a time there was a boy named Nick he liked to nick people's bathers and were them on his head like a super hero. One day nick nicked the presidents daughter and took her away to spain where he held her for ransom with the help of some zombies came and raided his house and tom. Anyways Nick is an awesome person. ==
[edit] Kevin Rudd
Kevin Rudd is a Bum poo willy snot gobbling little but faced dung sucking garbage smoking homosexual nut case. Also he has Cancer SUCK!!
[edit] Singipori's awsome
Singiporis awsome and i like it when you do backflips in theb plane and stuff it's sOOOOOOO sik dog
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!
This page went downhill on "singipori's awsome" bring back classic Holtth.
[edit] ???????
Every shut the hell up this page is wonderful and is that u liam editing this page with your silly nonsense. i do not agree with u at all now stop cyber bullying me or i will dob to the cyber police and they will vitually beat you up and insult u till you virtually die of some strange disease and then they will get your body and put it in the the cyber shredder. then u will be dead (virtually) which won't actually do anything since it ain't real.
[edit] Amercian TV
American tv sucks i mean all they have is stupid family guy and king of the hill its totally ridiculous and annoying what ever happened to futurama OH I KNOW F*CKEN KING OF THE HILL REPLACED IT.(please write edit this and write name below if you like King of the hill and you must also understand that if you listen to me you hav as much time on your hands as i do) hey guys (this is nickateen by the way)i'm letting the world now that i agree with tom, oh also futurama rocks and king of the hill sucks!!!
[jordan] hmm so its not just me that has realised that king of the hill is a complete load of @!)# lol stupid america!
[edit] Corey and I
One night me and corey and chris were fully playing wii and corey was loosing and then Chris suddenly had to chuck a dump. So he left to the little mens room, while he was gone i looked at Corey and said "hey man do ya wanna do it?, like right here right now?" Corey smiled at me and said "Ok lets get it on" while we were totally like doing it chris came in and said "him thats a nice cake your baking.
then for no raisen jordals and nickateen came in fully naked and we sent them back home.
[Jordan] haha tom u silly ole fool! who is corey and y did u call me jordals? is this true? probs is knowing u! lol
[edit] Feedback (keep all of your bits below line)
tom, its jordan again. who wrote that corey and i? y did u call me jordals and who is corey and y are u writing about such c**p?!?!?!
[Christobells again] Who the hell censors crap? Jordan you are one silly bugger.
This is Neil McFun from the IRS I come in peace...
But seriously, I am Chris Mallon.
[Christobells] Steven stop lying. You do not even have a wikipedia account.
[edit] Nickateen's Rant
well i just finished writing the above comment when i realiused i should have a ranting section on this page. Ok let the ranting begin. 1) American TV does suck, well some shows anyway, they have such a weird sense of humour. 2)Singaporis Awesome, kinda was crappy but he had to write it at the airport and he ddin't have a lot of time so give him a break. 3)i like the bass i bang it hard!!! 4) Tom needs help especially because of the Uncle Bob poem. 5) australia misses you TOM COME BACK!!!!!!!!!
LOL(it's Nickateen again) it's true i swear, i like being naked what can i say. (this was after the corey and I story but it got moved :(
Tom I don't recall leaving you and Corey alone like that for that reason. . . but if it's on wikipedia it must be true. He's still scared for life after your gorgy by the way.
[Michael] Why aren't I here! :'(
[edit] Niall McFun - By Mickeh
Who keeps deleting this?
Neil is a noongah. Neil does not have enough f***ing space for his tribe to live in. Back in the days when Neil did have enough f***ing space he dressed up as a McNugget and performed oral sex on a homsexual Panda. Now this Panda is actually Tom's bum buddy who was cheating on him for Neil's land rights. In conclusion I LOVE KEVIN RUDD'S BUMHOLE AND HIS WIFE IS A MASSIVE HOTTIE.
One day Kevin Rudd was walking along the street, then along came a mutant zombie named Kelsey and raped a nearby pole thinking it was John Howard's dog, but it was actually a massive poo that Kevin Rudd did in his toilet but it fell out of his window and landed on top of the street path and Kelsey was raping it. So when Kevin Rudd saw the massive poo he ate it and then got John Howard to rape the poo because had eaten John Howard and the mutant. So in the end Kevin Rudd flew to a planet called Vagina and threw up on evil galactic leader Xenu and made her eat a lot of poo's. The end.
Note: No one post anything on this. Except Chris and I. Or I will cut you.
[edit] Oh, Burn! (A Chapter From the Life of Corey)
'Twas but ten year's ago in the life of the being known as Corey. He was at his holiday house where there was a fire burning. Even back then he hated his evil sister (Known as Mustache) and so he fooled her into touching the fire. COREY YOU LEGEND!!!!
By the way Tom (and any others) this is Chris again, if you don't like it you can dance with Kevin Rudd or something. Then hopefully you'll learn.
Also Tom, I agree with Nickateen's 5th rant. GET YO ASS BACK HERE BOY!!!!
[edit] Will Groucutt
there once was a boy named will he had an "aqquantance" named tom. they were the best "aqquantances" in the whole world but this young man named William would always get very annoyed by the fact that i Ownerized him in science when we had Mr Warington, and tom being the splendid chocolate biscut that he was used to always mention that to William and this would infuriate him A LOT. every time tom did this he would put him in a headlock and brat the s*it our of him and then tell him a story about how he would chop of my pe*is and put it in a grinder then feed the grinder to Godzilla then godzilla would die and then he'd chuch the whole lot into a black hole and then he'd chuck this black whole into a bigger black hole and then so on so forth. then he would release young tomas and would say: "so have you learn't your lesson" and then tom would reply; "how did you find so many black holes and godzilla?. then it would happen all over again and this became a vicious cycle for three years trust me i still have bruises!
I think i deserve a mention in this story i mean at least 50% of those bruises were caused by me...
Check ur spelling casue you suck
And you smelll
hit your self... you no who i am
-hey look its will and he actually go's on my wikipedia how very sad u mut be really bored and i am using abreviations u idiot
Actually no not will... But nice try... Think who else used to hit u an awful lot??
Its me.. By the way -ITS LIAM THAT HANDSOME DEVIL
PS ur abreviations are stupid faced like a potato
Hey Tom, now it is me, Will. Man, u gotta get outa Alaska! i just heard from ASIO that Alaska is melting!!! Thats right, Alaska, the only country in the northern hemisphere to be made entirely of frozen sour cream (the other place is Bali) is melting, and poisining the poor seals that are alergic to sour cream! but its o.k, because there are some mexican seals that like sour cream. The melting is due to the fact that it doesn't snow in Alaska, because years ago some shit happened and it just stopped fukin snowin!!!O.K.!!DONT QUESTION ME! Anyways, get outa there. Oh, and your visa's expired... Your best aquaintance - Will
[edit] Nickateens wormhole
nick once said to me on an email; "what if we never did french" well let me see ummmm. we would not be "friends" and i would not have made all those strange comments about Georgias bo.... never mind and also because we didn't do this there would be like a rip in the space and time continum and the whole world would explode, also we wouldn't have call a cerain young lady a Lesbian no saying any names *cough Catherine 
[Steven] That looks familar, you see in Stargate they use wormholes to travel great distances at a time, they fight inter-galatic bad guys known as the Goauld which are like humans but they are possesed by a symbote, but I digress..
[edit] Chucka cowan
some people like Stribbles beleive that there is a god named Chucka cowan, i mean how stupid is that and he belives that if he prays to chuck cowan he will win guitar hero, don't think so
"liams feels a bit cut that he doesn't get mentioned in this page ever.. cept for when u said i was hansome... (i think your also hansome) anyways he thinks you shood add him or he will continue to speak about himself in third person. Like right now" He said.
You need to add more pictures.... i like the recorders
Hey, HEY! This section is supposed to be about Michael praying to Chucka Cowan or whatever. Yeah pictures are pwesome auce. I saw that episode of the Simpsons a few days ago . . . was all like rofling.
