Hey Vern, It's Ernest!

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Hey Vern, It's Ernest
Genre Family-oriented Comedy
Directed by John R. Cherry, III
Coke Sams
Starring Jim Varney
Gailard Sartain
Bruce Arnston
Mac Bennett
Daniel Butler
Bill Byrge
Debi Derryberry
Mark Goldman
Denice Hicks
Jackie Welch
Country of origin Flag of the United States United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 1
No. of episodes 13
Production
Executive
producer(s)
John R. Cherry, III
Andy Heyward
Robby London
Producer(s) Coke Sams
Stacy Williams
Running time 18-22 minutes
(Not including commercials)
Broadcast
Original channel CBS
Original run September 17, 1988December 24, 1988
External links
IMDb profile
TV.com summary

Hey Vern, It's Ernest! is an Emmy-award winning American children's television program. It aired on Saturday mornings on CBS for one season, from 1988 to 1989. Each episode involved short sketches based around a certain theme or scenario (much like You Can't Do That on Television), featuring the popular fictional character Ernest P. Worrell (Jim Varney), his unseen friend Vern, and various others. The series was a production of Ernest creator John Cherry's production company, The Emshell Producers' Group, in association with CBS, and was distributed by DiC Entertainment.

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[edit] Cast

Actor Role
Jim Varney Ernest P. Worrell, Auntie Nelda, Dr. Otto, Sergeant Glory, Baby Ernest
Gailard Sartain Chuck, Lonnie Don, Matt Finish
Bruce Arnston Existo the Magician, Mike the Clown, various singers
Mac Bennett Mac
Daniel Butler Willie the Homemade Robot, Earl the Barber, Ernest's Tongue
Bill Byrge Bobby
Debi Derryberry Skeeter
Mark Goldman Eddie
Denice Hicks Mrs. Clown, various singers
Jackie Welch Mrs. Simon Simmons, various singers

[edit] Episodes

# Title Airdate
1. "Hey Vern, It's Outer Space" 1988-09-17
2. "Hey Vern, It's Clothing" 1988-09-24
3. "Hey Vern, It's Scary Things" 1988-10-03
4. "Hey Vern, It's Movies" 1988-10-08
5. "Hey Vern, It's Magic" 1988-10-15
6. "Hey Vern, It's Sports" 1988-10-22
7. "Hey Vern, It's Pets" 1988-10-29
8. "Hey Vern, It's Hobbies" 1988-11-05
9. "Hey Vern, It's Food" 1988-11-12
10. "Hey Vern, It's Holidays" 1988-12-03
11. "Hey Vern, It's School" 1988-12-10
12. "Hey Vern, It's Lost & Found" 1988-12-17
13. "Hey Vern, It's Talent" 1988-12-24

[edit] Theme Song

Hey Vern!

Today's your lucky day,

We knew you wouldn't wanna oversleep, Vern


We only do it once a week, Vern

Me and all the other guys, Vern

We even brought you pies, Vern


It's the Ernest P. Worrel with a story and a moral

And a big chuckle hip trip double dip super supreme show, Ya know what I mean?

NO!


Hey Vern, we moved your furniture

and now were here to fire up your barbecue, Vern


We owe it all to you, Vern!

But now you gotta move, Vern!


Hey Vern! Hey Vern! Hey Vern, it's me! I'm on TV!

[edit] Recurring sketches

  • Lonnie Don's School of Hollywood Sound Effects: After being introduced a man who is a famous sound effects wizard, he proceeds to demonstrate one of his sound effects from a movie. However, the effect is always the same; placing his hand over his mouth and blowing, simulating flatulence.
  • Haircut: Ernest goes to the barber to get a haircut, always asking to look like a "Wall Street tycoon." Earl the barber always misunderstands him, and instead fanatically styles his hair into something that rhymes with "tycoon." (i.e., a "baboon," a "clock at high noon," "large feet in a cartoon," etc.)
  • Sergeant Glory: Ernest is an aloof, fast-talking, military Sergeant teaching a class of recruits.
  • My Father the Clown
  • Existo the Magnificent