HereToHelp is a sysop and Wikipedian from the eastern seaboard of the United States (five hours behind UTC), as you may be able to tell from his contributions (Midnight? What about midnight?). He contributed heavily to Macintosh so it could be featured, and again so it wouldn't be de-featured. He also stole ideas from helped out in the Main Page redesign. He also maintains certain articles related to Apple Inc., and has recently taken interest to Wikipedia's photography and is a regular at the Featured Picture Candidates page. Still, he will answer queries on his talk page fairly rapidly and maintains a healthy-sized watchlist.

It is alledged that HereToHelp even wrote his own (auto)biography, but this can neither be confirmed nor denied.

Barnometer™
	n00b	involved	been around	veteran	seen it all	older than the Cabal itself

This clever and useful device was stolen borrowed from grm wnr's userpage. The actual awards can most likely be found on the talk page. (somewhere)

• Don't vandalize pages, especially those on his watchlist. (Duh!)
• Make it look professional. That means third person, NPOV, and not formatting or language errors. (There's no no "U" in "Encyclopedia".)
• Cite all questionable facts after the punctuation,^[1] use productive edit summaries, and don't have redlinks in your name.