User:Henry Berthelsen/Userboxes

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[edit] My life in user boxes — The Director's Cut

[edit] Education

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school" Albert Einstein

This user studies at the University of Aalborg.
This user would like to be a teacher.
This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

[edit] Mathematics

"Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper" David Hilbert

\sum_{i=1}^{\infty}{1 \over i^2} This user is an advanced mathematician.
This user knows how to
Find X		 FoundX
.
0.\bar{9}=1 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
\sum_{n=1}^{\infty}{x^n \over n!} This user loves problem solving.
\sum This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

[edit] Language

"My hovercraft is full of eels" -From the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch by Monty Python

This user is Danish
da Denne bruger har dansk som modersmål.
en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
ipa-1
ə		 This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
nws-0 This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
sar-2 This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.

[edit] Lifestyle

"If you bring a hammer, you better bring nails." Jack Wheeler from Twin Peaks

This user is male.
This user was born on 1982/12/09.
Logo This user loves knowledge.
This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd
Future indep This user lives in the parental home, but is aspiring to leave.
This user has social anxiety.
This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons
This user loves userboxes.
40.px This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
:-]
This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
This user loves deadlines. He or she loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
—
This space for rent.
TIME This user wishes he was named TIME Person of the Year, but kind of was in the 2006 issue.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user is Single.
This user is heterosexual.
This user does not smoke.
? This user does not have dain bramage.

[edit] Beliefs

"No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz" Homer J. Simpson

This user believes in God.
This user believes in
Santa Claus.
This user is a Sagittarian.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
狗 This user was born in the year of the Dog.
This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.
This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

[edit] Family

"Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family" Homer J. Simpson

Sibs This user is an only child.

[edit] Politics

"We Had To Invade, They Were Working On Weapons Of Mass Disintegration" Kodos...

This user is interested in politics.
This user is a committed advocate of democracy.
This user supports Renewable Energy.
This user supports sustainable living.
This user is for racial equality.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
ind This user is politically independent.
blf This user believes in the ideal of idealism.

[edit] Computing

"A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year" Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Firefox This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user has been helping to make the Internet not suck since 2006.
This user hacks happily with Emacs.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

[edit] Games

"The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games" Eugene Jarvis

MINE-1 This user is a beginner minesweeper.
This user plays the Metroid series.
This user just sunk your battleship.
This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

[edit] Food

"To alcohol: the cause of --- and solution to --- all of life's problems." Homer J. Simpson

This user loves food in moderation.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user eats fish.
align=center This user loves hamburgers.
This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
H20 This user drinks water.
This user drinks milk.
This user drinks orange juice.
This user takes his/her coffee with 1 creams and 0 sugars.
This user eats chocolate.

[edit] Movies

"A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder" Alfred Hitchcock

This user is on a mission from God.
This user is being hunted by Treadstone.


This user's looking at you, kid.
This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.
This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.



This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.
This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.
This user just loves a good western.
K-PAXian This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
Matrix This user knows that there is no spoon.
The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
FC This user DOES NOT talk about Fight Club
Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...
TA Bak user derka derka derka!
PULP This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
Pulp Fiction This user knows that they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese in France because of the metric system.
This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
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This user once lived on board the Death Star. And this is his review of the experience:
SWEET!!!

[edit] Television

"Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education" Paul Erdös

This user has a television set.
The O.C. This user welcomes you to The O.C.
UNIT This user answers only to the President of the United States.
ΔTPΔ This user likes a DAMN fine cup of coffee!
A This user loves it when a plan comes together.
70s
 This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.
TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
SU This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
This user watches House.
STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation. TNG
This user has been assimilated by the Borg.
Resistance is futile.
Q
This user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.
fan
trekkie
trekker		 This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.
ABE This user is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!
d'oh! This user is a possible Homer Sexual.
Fr This user is a fan of Friends.
This user starts by shooting above the knee.
CSI This user follows the evidence.
This user is a fan of
The West Wing.
news The only reality show this user watches is the news.

[edit] Music

"Without music, life would be a mistake" Friedrich Nietzsche

last
·fm		 This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm-('henryberthelsen').
arg-1 This user is a novice air guitarist.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user enjoys Classical music
Keane This user is lost Somewhere Only We Know.
am
Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor.
oasis Someday you will find this user caught beneath the landslide in a Champagne Supernova in the sky.
  All in all, this user's just another brick in The Wall.
This user loves Slowhand.
This user walks in fields of gold.
This user loves The Beatles.
ZOSO This user takes the stairway to heaven.
CREAM This user likes white rooms with black curtains.
RHCP
This user is a huge Red Hot Chili Peppers fan.
AC/
DC
This user is a fan of AC/DC.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

[edit] Books

"Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always explaining things to them" The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

This user is a Book lover.
This user reads between the lines.
This user enjoys reading almost anything.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
This user likes Sherlock Holmes
Big Brother is watching this user.
DON'T PANIC This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
Mug
This user is a Muggle.
This user enjoys the works of
Ernest Hemingway.
This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on June 15.
One
Ring
 This user stole the Precious. It's ours and we wants it!

[edit] Recreation

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain

This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.
Run
This user is a recreational runner.
This user plays football.
This user loves to bowl but would love to get more strikes.
Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

[edit] History

"If you can look into the seeds of time, And say which grain will grow and which will not, Speak" Banquo from Shakespeare's play Macbeth

This user is interested in Ancient Greece.
This user is interested in ancient Rome.
This user is interested in the Renaissance period.
This user loves the history of the United States.
This user is interested in World War II

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user is interested in counter-terrorism.
This user needs just one more userbox on his/her page!

[edit] Science

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny ...'" Isaac Asimov

This user is interested in Linguistics.
Mendel is this user's
chromeboy.
This user understands biological evolution.
This user has a keen interest in Physics.
This user is interested in Strings.
This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
This user is from Earth.

[edit] Comics

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman" Homer Simpson

Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
Superman This user is neither a bird nor a plane.

[edit] Wikipedia

"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path" Morpheous from the Matrix

Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know.
This user assumes good faith.
SI This user prefers the metric system of measurement.
This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.
encyc This user frequently uses a physical encyclopedia to verify facts.
LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
1RR This user prefers discussing changes on the talkpage rather than engaging in an edit war.
This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
This user edits on Wikipedia under his real name.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

[edit] Contact

"Vox populi, vox dei" Latin Proverb - Translation: "The voice of the people is the voice of God"

@ This user can be reached by email at henryberthelsen@gmail.com.
This user uses Windows Live Messenger and his/her e-mail address is henryberthelsen@hotmail.com.
This user has a profile on MySpace as henryberthelsen.

[edit] The end

"Mr. Wizard! Get me the hell out of here!" Neo in the Matrix

END This user has no more userboxes.