User:Hendorulz

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[edit] Hendo " Danger Man " Dux


On January 16th 1990 a ledgend was born. The earth was shaken as the monumental man was born. 12 feet tall and weighing in at 255lb's stood a giant who become the subject of every folk song and childrens bedtime story. Image:Henrik.JPG

Now studying at kiama high school this legionar or heaven is increasing his brain power far beyond the average super computer. He has been banned from ever sporting event in fear of other competitors crying, been kicked out fo every church and religion in fear that be can become the next jesus or budah.

He was once a member of the record breaking fusion streetwear team. he joined the star studded line up that included his close mates Steve "Game Breaker" Mellor, Sean " Crumpets" King, Brad "Kiwi Magic" Russel, Lara "The Machine" Robertson, Liz "Tits" Mcgee, and Steph "Italian Stallion" Cosnovic.

Acording to the mcquary dictionary he can

charm the pants of a nun, make a girl loose her virginity just by sight, make a prostitute blush, make the sun revolve around the earth, turn water into cordial, and many other things,

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according to popular believe he has never lost a game of poker, however scolars claim records of his earlier career where lost centuries ago when the romans reclaimed isael.