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  • "In the future: all books will have an edit button"
  • "So I can just edit this and it shows up?"
  • "So you've been chucked out of the library for scribbling in the books, welcome"
  • "Ever striving for...a half decent motto"
  • "This encyclopedia is a stub. You can help by expanding it."
  • "This motto is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy"
  • "Learn. Know. Laugh. Love. Wikipedia."
  • "The Three Ws: Reading, Writing and Wikification"
  • "Because read-only is for the birds"
  • "Memo: Buy more witty Wikipedia mottos."
  • "Where you can actually fix the typos instead of complaining to a webmaster"
  • "An edit a day keeps the vandals away"
  • "Save paper. Waste electricty."
  • "Help wanted. Inquire within."
  • "A million monkeys, a million typewriters... and still no Shakespeare."
  • "I came, I saw, I edited"
  • "The greatest ever encycl... rv POV"
  • "Wikipedia: Necessity is the mother of intention... or a peer review"
  • "Wikipedia: What your paper encyclopedia doesn't have."
  • "Thou Shalt Not Sign Thy Work"
  • "Jimbo wants YOU... to join the Wiki-army!"
  • "We make the internet not suck."
  • "Your daily source for bad mottos and other deleted nonsense."
  • "Don't bitch; fix!"
  • ""You expect me to edit?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to be reverted!""
  • ""Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful encyclopedia.""
  • "The free online encyclopedia ON WHEELS!!!"
  • "100% consensus or your knowledge reverted."
  • "Wikipedia: If you were an encyclopedia, it'd edit you"
  • "By definition, my POV is much more neutral than yours"
  • "Frankly, my TfD, I don't give a damn. But others do."
  • "IN CASE OF INFORMATION OVERLOAD, BREAK GLASS."
  • "If you can "surf" the Web, Wikipedia is the Pacific Ocean."
  • "We are the champions, my friends, and we'll keep on fighting 'till the end..."
  • "KittyWikipedia: The Communist Free Encyclopedia ON WHEELS!!"
  • "Finally, an encyclopedia where you can find stuff out of alphabetical order!"
  • ""Janice, take a memo: Think of more witty mottos.""
  • "An army of nerds doing your homework for you, for free."
  • "Every good encylopedia includes exploding whales!"
  • "Wikipedia is, like, so not the place for POV."