Harriet Schulenburg
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| Harriet Schulenburg | |
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| First appearance | Caroline's First Day |
| Last appearance | The Special |
| Portrayed by | Olivia Colman |
| Episode count | 18 |
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| Nickname(s) | Hattie, Mrs. Chunky and Queen of Wobbles |
| Gender | Female |
| Occupation | Human Resources Administrator |
| Spouse(s) | Ian Schulenburg |
| Children | Oscar, Jamie, Robbie and Stuart |
Harriet Schulenburg is a character in the British sitcom Green Wing, played by Olivia Colman.
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[edit] History
Harriet works in the human resources department of East Hampton Hospital Trust. She is married to Ian (they met at an evening class), and has four children, Oscar, Jamie, Robbie (who at the age of seven is already homosexual) and Stuart. She is currently expecting a fifth child, though she does not want it.
Harriet is overworked at the hospital, and even more so at home. She is constantly trying to juggle between her work life and her personal life, and constantly failing to do so. She forgets everything: the time of day, to drop the kids of at school, to pick them up from school, or even to put on a dress. Her fellow female co-workers, Karen Ball, Naughty Rachel and Kim Alabaster are always willing to help her. Her boss, Joanna Clore, is much less sympathetic.
But bringing up four, soon to be five children, has helped her become an expert in dealing with minor injuries such as scraped knees. She is especially good at getting things out of peoples noses. She once removed a pen top from Dr. Caroline Todd's left nostril.
She once brought her pet ginger cat in to work after forgetting to take it to the vets. Joanna discovered the cat and promptly kicked it across the office, presumably killing it. Her son, Robbie (who appears in Series 2, Episode 7), also apparently gets through two hamsters a week. Harriet once found a dead one in her shoe, which Rachel put through the shredder.
Very little else is known about Harriet other than the fact that she wears large underpants, something that head of IT at the hospital Lyndon Jones finds attractive. Harriet recently told him that Ian might be thinking of leaving her for Rosey "Pin-Legs Slitty-Eyed" Kendal. They had a picnic and they had sex, but since then she has felt guilty, and has now dumped Lyndon. However, Ian learns of what has been going on, and throws Harriet out of the house.
When Joanna went on the run, the HR staff ran riot. Harriet started off slowly, by simply dropping files on the floor, but soon she was buying kittens, and the staff formed their own tribe, where it appeared that she was the kindest towards outsiders. However, during an argument, she stormed into Joanna's office, where it appears she made herself the head of the tribe by using her pregnancy to declare herself "the new mother". She was last seen with the other office girls, taking a kidnapped Dr. Martin Dear into Joanna's office.
Another fact known about Harriet is that she blinks continuously when she lies. Nicknames given to her by Ian include "Hattie", "Mrs. Chunky" and "Queen of Wobbles". She also drives a Peugeot 405 GL.
[edit] Relationships
[edit] Ian, Oscar, Jamie, Robbie and Stuart Schulenburg
The relationship between Harriet and the rest of her family is very bad. Her children seem to be more in control of her than she is of them.
The relationship with Ian seems to be going worse as the program goes on. Ian is not only leaving her for Rosey “Pin-Legs Slitty-Eyed” Kendal, but he eventually throws Harriet out of the house after her affair with Lyndon.
[edit] Joanna
Harriet does not really get on with her boss. Joanna cares very little for her troubles at home. When she discovers Harriet is pregnant, she rubs the pain in.
When Lyndon goes out with Harriet, Joanna tries to stop Harriet by overworking her, but Lyndon foils the plan by having a picnic in the office.
These are a few notes Joanna has given Harriet, as listed in Green Wing - The Complete First Series Scripts:
- "Harriet, one of your children called (no idea which one), he's trapped in something. Down a well? Hard to tell - poor signal, screaming etc. You can call them at lunchtime but NOT before."
- "Harriet, health and safety need you to erect a screen around your desk - you face is irritating other members of staff (me)."
- "Harriet, I found this in the photocopier. Is it your womb?
[edit] Karen, Kim and Rachel
Harriet does get on well with her fellow co-workers, who are often the most sympathetic to her problems.
They try to help her when she needs it the most, such as trying to make her remember which of the children she is meant to pick up. Harriet is also the most caring person with Karen.
[edit] Lyndon
Lyndon first felt attracted to Harriet when he learned how big her pants were. In order to get out of dating Joanna, he goes out with Harriet. Despite Joanna’s best attempts to stop them, they still have a picnic in the office, with Harriet for some reason having paper plates on her.
After a night of passion, Harriet feels guilty, and decides to dump Lyndon, but when Ian learns of the relationship, he throws her out of the house.
[edit] Other relationships
Harriet does not come into contact with much of the medical staff. She was once confronted in the corridor by Alan who tried to ask sex from her, and Angela knows her as well. She turned to her for help when Caroline got a pen top stuck up her nose.
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