Harmful If Swallowed

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Harmful If Swallowed
Harmful If Swallowed cover
Live album by Dane Cook
Released July 22, 2003
Recorded The Laff Stop,
Houston, Texas, 2002
Genre Comedy
Length 58:34
Label Comedy Central Records
Producer Brian Volk-Weiss
Dane Cook
Jack Vaughn
Barry Katz
Professional reviews
Dane Cook chronology
Harmful If Swallowed
(2003)		 Retaliation
(2005)

Harmful If Swallowed is the first CD/DVD set from American comedian Dane Cook. It was released on July 22, 2003.

The attached DVD contains Dane's appearances on Comedy Central Presents (both the edited-for-television and unedited hour-long versions), Comics Come Home 5, and Premium Blend. As of April 16th 2008, the album has sold 1,215,409 copies in the US alone.

[edit] Original Version

Before this version produced by Comedy Central Records came out, there was another slightly different version of this album that was independently-produced by Cook himself that contained a track lampooning Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. This track was removed without explanation for the "official" CD / DVD release, although it is likely that Cook had it removed because he has since veered his humor away from getting laughs at the expense of other celebrities. To fill the gap of the missing track, the bonus track was added in this cut of the album.

[edit] Track listing

  1. Intro – 0:46
  2. Parking Structure – 1:28
  3. Umm, Helllllo? – 3:50
  4. Car Accident – 2:43
  5. Tire in the Face – 2:07
  6. Would You Rather... – 6:03
  7. Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard – 2:07
  8. The BK Lounge – 3:29
  9. Pregnant Lady – 1:48
  10. Five Sisters – 0:58
  11. Slip 'N' Bleed – 0:59
  12. Speak 'N' Spell – 1:03
  13. Operation - Monopoly – 2:16
  14. Don't Tickle Me – 0:48
  15. Bathroom – 2:24
  16. Pranks – 1:48
  17. Fuk and the Finga – 1:44
  18. Just Wanna Dance – 4:18
  19. Head – 2:34
  20. Nightmare – 3:05
  21. Hopped Up on the Q – 1:12
  22. Not So Kool-Aid – 1:28
  23. Pick a Number Please! – 1:44
  24. Bonus Track! – 7:36

[edit] DVD Tracks

  1. Comedy Central Presents (Edited)
  2. Comedy Central Presents (Unedited)
  3. Comics Come Home 5
  4. Premium Blend
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"I'll Never Be You" · "Forward"
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Harmful If Swallowed · Retaliation · Vicious Circle · Dane Cook's Tourgasm · The Lost Pilots · Rough around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden
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