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Ace Combat 6: The Urgurkian Uprising
Developer(s) Namco
Publisher(s) Namco
Series Ace Combat series
Platform(s) PlayStation 9
Release date TBA, most likely in 2079.
Genre(s) Simulation
Mode(s) Worldwide Multiplayer
Rating(s) ESRB: Everyone (E)
Media SRN

Ace Combat 6: The Urgurkian Uprising is a video game that takes place 1005 years after the events of Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War. The game revolves around the uprising of a country called Urgurkia and the combined forces of Yibblert, Qwerty, Pireitjn, and Cakanga. You are a pilot named Namwons who flies an ADFX-928 (an airplane the size of a US dime). For more information about what methods are used to play the game, search YouTube for Playstation 9 and watch one because I'm too lazy to make a link.

The game is not expected to be released until 2079 because of the planned production of Ace Combat -ONE, -2WO, -THR33, -F0U4, -FIV5, and -6IX, and you get the picture. Becuase of this, little is known about it.

[edit] Urgurkian super weapons

The country of Urgurkia uses V197, the XB-16 Nettikgniylf and Dragon Longsword, a planet-destroying cookie-firing weapon.

Another Ugurkian super weapon used to turn the tide was the GDBTDMAGDS (Giant Death Beam That Doesn't Make Any God Damned Sense) that fires giant death beams and was initially designed to combat giant enemy crabs in the ridge racer nebula, hitting their soft underbellies for massive damage.

[edit] Trivia

  • Your entire squadron dies at the end of the game because they were all crushed by a random meteor.
  • The ADFX-928 will explode upon coming in contact with a bird.
  • Your suadron, Hsrevelgexcaliberwardogmobiusonelawl, is actually slang in Japan for 'hotcakes'.
  • In the final battle all the pilots eject and sing show tunes on top of a flag pole, only to be meteored.
  • Your fiercest adversary, Urine Squadron, loves the cock. They also killed your parents on accident, or something.
  • The war starts when cookie relations between that one country and the other one go south, forcing pilots to fly against eachother for no real reason while whining that war is bad and things of that nature.
  • The spacecraft Sharkbird is armed with a laser, cookie beam, and the ability to transform into a perfect clone of Ayumi Hamasaki, who racks the battlefield with her high tone lyrics and ripping baselines.
  • When squadron leader HRTFCKONE breaks formation to attack in the third mission, you find that a new country has joined the fight, Cluckyuktouredoseaobania and has brought a tray of cookies for immediate ingestion. Injest the virtual cookies and you can like. Change planes, or something.