Happy Returns

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Only Fools and Horses episode
"Happy Returns"
Series	4
Writer	John Sullivan
Director	Susan Belbin
Producer	Ray Butt
Duration	30 minutes
Airdate	21 February 1985
Audience	15.2 million

Happy Returns is an episode of the BBC sit-com, Only Fools and Horses. It was the first episode of series 4, and was first screened on 21 February 1985.

1 Synopsis
2 Episode cast
3 Quotes
4 Trivia
5 External links

[edit] Synopsis

The latest object of Rodney's lust is a pretty newsagent worker named Debbie, who is also keen on him, though acts slightly more coolly about it. Meanwhile, Del Boy saves a 9-year old boy from getting hit by speeding traffic. That night, Del comes across the boy again, who tells him that he got in trouble with his mother for letting the air out of the tyres on the Trotters' van. Del tells him that they'll go and tell his mother that it was a fun challenge for Rodney to reinflate the tyres.

Del is pleasantly surprised to see that Jason's mother is June Snell, one of Del's old girlfriends from the 1960s. When Rodney turns up, Del realises that June is Debbie's mother too, and in order to leave the young lovebirds together, he and June go to the Nag's Head to talk about old times, although June is reluctant to reveal why she left Del so suddenly when they were a couple. However, when she unwittingly reveals that Debbie's 19th birthday is imminent, Del does the maths and suspects with some shock that she left him because she was pregnant with his child - who turned out to be Debbie. Quickly, he returns to June's flat to stop Rodney committing an act of incest (or "incense", as he calls it) and - after much threats and pleas from a confused and humiliated Rodney - tell him the truth back at their own flat. Rodney is distraught, and pleads with Del to find out from June about the truth.

The next night, June comes clean to Del by saying that Debbie's father is actually Albie Littlewood, Del's old friend, who June was cheating on Del with. Albie died while cycling on railway lines on his way to meet Del in the pub. Del Boy had carried the guilt around with him for 19 years as he wasn't at the pub, he was with Deidre, Albie's girlfriend at the time. Mickey Pearce then comes in with Debbie and the two make it clear they are going to her room - and Del warns him not to take the short cut across the railway line afterwards.

[edit] Episode cast

Actor	Role
David Jason	Del Boy
Nicholas Lyndhurst	Rodney
Diane Langton	June Snell
Roger Lloyd Pack	Trigger
Patrick Murray	Mickey Pearce
Oona Kirsch	Debby
Nula Conwell	Maureen
Lala Lloyd	Lady in newsagents
Ben Davis	Jason

[edit] Quotes

Rodney: (about Debbie) I've just met the first girl in my life who really means something to me, and it turns out to be my bloody niece!

Del: Alright, Rodney. Come on, that's why I had to tell you, you see, 'cos this sort of thing ain't allowed - it's...well, it's incense! Say you had got married to her - you can see what sort of confusion that would have led to, I would have been your father-in-law!

Rodney: Bloody hell!

Del: Yer mother-in-law would have been yer aunt, yer wife would have been yer second cousin - Gawd knows what that would have made Grandad - the fairy godmother I should think.

[edit] Trivia

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June's flat is quite clearly a re-dressing of the Trotters' flat. It is excusable as on an estate of flats, it's quite feasible that the layout of each flat would be almost identical.
Grandad didn't appear in this episode, as Lennard Pearce was in hospital at the time and the cast and crew had to begin filming without him. Shortly after, someone arrived on the set to inform them that Lennard had died. To explain his absence in the plot, an old woman in the newsagents asked Del early in the episode how Grandad was, implying that he was ill in hospital.